Doordarshan: Nostalgic Reminisce

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Doordarshan’s Signature Montage

Watching Television a.k.a the Idiot Box was my birthright and since that said I have been watching it day by day until it took a setback some 12 years back. As far as I recall I’d never really pretermitted much of  DD in my preteen unless of course, it was really a lofty subject for me to grasp at those times. Nevertheless, there was no choice of channels like it is today and to say most of us had to stick to DD.  The people living around in the next lanes would befriend those who had TV sets. I can arguably say that all that I watched on DD in those times was much much better in terms of entertainment, content, and educational value than most of the today’s TRP hungry Breaking News stuff. The only thing you had to do back then was to open the wooden shutter of your Crown or Bush TV & run up your terrace and adjust the Yagi Antenna and Ta-da… simply carefree & magical days.

Most TV programmes are nothing more than “bad-parodies” today, not dramas. They often display a high level of tension, frustration, and conflict within the family. Somehow. The norm is middle to upper middle, or high, class families that often live in plush homes in virtually interchangeable suburbs. On the other hand, it seems that Indian Television is getting over obsessed with the “Reality” show concept. Every damn T.V channel has some talent hunt show going on, be it singing, acting, dancing, fashion….practically everything one can do under the sun. In short, it’s a monumental cultural wasteland on TV — a travesty of game shows, violence, sadism, murder, bad men, good men, private detectives, cartoons etc., and endless commercials — of screaming presenters, tacky shows, cajoling and offensive. All the above somehow forces me to miss the “idiot” box that existed before the arrival of the “cable” network. Our national channel aka “Doordarshan”, was surprisingly not so ‘door’ from its viewer’s needs and sentiments in those days. Some of the best T.V shows were aired on ‘DD1′ and ‘DD metro’ in the 80s till the early 90s. Here is a brief look at some of them…and yes, keep your tissues/hankie’s ready.

Phool Khile Hain Gulshan Gulshan” (1972-1993)

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Tabassum Govil! the Hostess. Friday evenings, it was Phool Khile Hain Gulshan Gulshan time and a date with Tabassum. Every Friday at 8.30 viewers waited with bated breath to see who was the film personality that Tabassum would get to the studio. This was when film stars had only the film magazine to talk to and the host would never put them in any uncomfortable situation. The command over her language was impeccable. Tabassum used to interview the stars for hardly half an hour. Over the years, the show featured a galaxy of actors, from Amitabh Bachchan, Tanuja, Sohrab Modi to Nutan, RD Burman, Shatrughan Sinha, and many others. Remember all those shayaris from Tabassum and her lovely laugh. I guess this was the oldest and the longest running serial on Indian Television, running for 21 long years. This was long before Koffee With Karan or Rendezvous with Simi Garewal hit our TV screens. I remember it concluded with Tabassum interviewing Chunkey Pandey in the final episode. At the moment, her YouTube channel, Tabassum Talkies, keeps her busy. On the show, she narrates stories of famous film personalities, which only someone with her institutional memory can do. She knows what Google doesn’t.

Cast:- Tabassum Govil… Herself (hostess)

Hum Log” (1984-1985)

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Hum Log was a very popular Hindi soap which started on Doordarshan in 1984. The Indian public loved the show and the characters became the legend and a very common topic of discussion. It was a story of an Indian middle-class family and their daily life struggles. Being the first soap-opera on Indian TV (Doordarshan), it captivated everybody (even if for the simple reason there was nothing else on TV!) The plot revolves around a lower-middle-class Indian family living in Delhi (I think): the drinking, singing father; the long-suffering, hard-working mother; their three daughters (ahh, the plight of a father with many daughters in India!) and one son; the grandparents; and the foreign-settled cousins. The eldest daughter is a feminist (“Badki”), anti-dowry; the middle wants to have fun (“majli” = middle), and the youngest (“chutki” = small one) is in school, I think. The son wants to make money and gets involved with a rich family (marrying into money). Just showed their everyday life. At the end of the show, veteran Hindi film actor Ashok Kumar used to discuss the on-going story and situations with the audience in his unique style always ending his lines with Hum Log.

Cast of Characters:

Basesar:  Was the father and was an alcoholic. Played by Vinod Nagpal

Bhagwanti:  The mother was a housewife and used to sleep in her kitchen itself. Played by Jayashree Arora.

Lallu: The eldest son, unemployed and looking for a job. Played by Rajesh Puri

Nanhe: The younger son. Played by Abhinav Chaturvedi

Badki: The eldest daughter, Played by Seema Bhargava

Majhli: The second daughter, Played by Divya Seth

Chutki: The youngest daughter. Played by Loveleen Mishra

Dadaji: Retired teacher and the grandfather.

Dadi: Grandmother, played by Sushma Seth

There were other characters also which I don’t remember now.

Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi” (1984)

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Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi’ was the official first ever ‘ sitcom’ of the Indian Television. It was about a couple, a brother-in-law, and the trouble they get into. Usually staid and boring Sarkari broadcaster developed a sense of humor on Friday nights. Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi, the tale of fun couple Raja and Renu forever quarreling in sweet banter became an instant laugh riot across the nation. The roads would usually be empty in most towns come at 8.30 pm. London video stores would await periodically for the copy of the serial’s tape. The box-office openings in cinemas were affected, as actor Jeetendra once complained. And Shafi Inamdar and Swaroop Sampat became your next-door neighbors, whatever your neighborhood.

Fun facts…..‘Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi’ trivia:

* Kishore Kumar sang the incredibly famous title track ‘Yeh Jo Hai, Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi’.

* Farida Jalal made her comeback in television with the serial.

* The entire serial was shot on a single camera set up.

* The line ‘30 years ka experience hai’ was actually written by Satish Shah himself.

* The first episode that was shot of the serial was actually the first episode on air as well.  The serial had no pilot episodes. The Title track goes…

Ye jo hai zindagi

thodi meethi, thodi khatti

thodi teekhi, thodi feeki

phir bhi isme hans kar

jeene ka aaaa

kuchh alag hi hai mazaa

ye jo hai ye jo hai zindagi

mail milte yahan anmel

sadiyon se hai yehi khel

phir bhi isme fans kar

jeene ka aaaa

kuchh alag hi hai mazaa

koi akela koi dukela

kahin sukhdukh kahin jhamela

phir bhi isme hans kar

sang sang reh kar

jeene ka aaaaa

ik alag hi hai mazaaaa

ye jo hai ye jo hai zindagi

ye jo hai zindagi….

Singer : Kishore Kumar

Lyrics : Vinod Sharma

Director : Kundan Shah and Manjul Sinha

Main Leads : Shafi Inamdar, Swaroop Sampat, Rakesh Bedi and Satish Shah.

Karamchand” (1985)

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Pankaj Kapoor made a debut as an unforgettable carrot-chewing detective in this serial. It was a perfect blend of ‘mystery’ and ‘comedy’. Susmita Mukherjee was equally unforgettable as Karamchand’s assistant ‘Kitty’. It was probably the first detective show on Doordarshan. Whenever Susmita Mukherjee tried to help by adding her bit, she was given an instant reply “Shut up, Kitty” by her boss, the ‘gajar’ eating private detective Karamchand. Most of the dialogues became quite famous. “Shaque karna mera pesha hai.” “Kitty” “Yes Sir” “Shut Up” “Yes Sir” Funny, intelligent and well made. The chemistry between the two was amazing and show not only brought instant popularity to the leading actors but also gave the vegetable ‘gajar’ a whole new identity make-over.  Also, the Title Track was nothing else but Karamchand…..Karamchand with some loony background music.

Director: Pankaj Parashar

Main Leads: Pankaj Kapur and Susmita Mukherjee

Darpan” (1985)

TV Serial directed by Basu Chatterjee. Each episode told the story of a different person. Storys were written by Salil Chowdhury and music by Salil. The Darpan title music is just superb. During the title music, an oval mirror with a golden frame used to revolve with the background music…dodon’t really know how I remembered this but the music was so awesome that it can’t be described in the text it simply takes me back to the ’80s. Cheers to the all-time great Salil Chowdhury!

The title track goes…

Darpan zindagi ke sukh dukh ka ek aayena

kehte hai ke darpan kabhi jhooth nahin bolta

eesi tarah yeh kahaniyan bhi jhooth nahin bolti.

Directed:– Basu Chatterjee

Music:- Salil Chowdhury

Satyajit Ray Presents” (1985-86)

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It was a 13-episode Doordarshan series ‘Satyajit Ray Presents’ Part II, directed by Sandip Ray for the National Network. Satyajit Ray’s all-time popular detective character Pradosh Chandra Mitter, better known as ‘Feluda’, would be shown for the first time in Hindi in an adventure, ‘Kissa Katmandu ka’ . Though the story (original name ‘Jata kanda Kathmandute’) starts in Kolkata, the thriller on busting of an international drug racket by Feluda has its climax in Katmandu.Doordarshan authorities, however, were indicating that if a star Bollywood actor was given the role, marketing the series would be easier for them. They considered a number of names. There was no dearth of tall, well-built actors in Hindi filmdom, but who had the sharp face and bright eyes of Feluda? With all the perfect features, Amitabh Bachchan became the automatic choice for Baba (Satyajit Ray), but he had no time for the small screen, not till Kaun Banega…

“Silence instead of words plays an important role.  Satyajit Ray once said, “the crucial moment in a film must be wordless.”

Director: Sandip Ray

Rajni” (1985)

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A program of a common woman’s fights against injustice, rotten system and society. Rajani had become a favorite character within every household. She dealt with social problems and faced all social issues boldly never being afraid of being a woman. When Padmini Kolhapure opted out of this teleserial (1985), Basu Chatterji persuaded Tendulkar to essay the role of a crusading housewife who fights the corrupt, inept-civic system. Many thought that Priya played a simplified version of herself as “Rajni”. The acting was straightforward, unlayered, but convincing after all it was in her blood (she was the Late Vijay Tendulkar’s Daughter).

It caught the imagination of a heterogeneous public and became a rage overnight. Karan Razdan, her husband on the small screen, became her real-life partner. Priya Tendulkar had become so wrapped up within the character of Rajani that even years later she would be mentioned as Rajani.

Title track goes:-

Ladki hai ek naam rajni hai

rajni rajni rajni

rajni ki ek yeh kahani hai

dekhi jahan burayee hai

Jake wahan takrayee hai

sacchai ki dagar pe wo to chalti hai

usse wo sabak deti hai

jiski bhi jo galti hai

rajni rajni rajni

Lead : Late Priya Tendulkar.

Director: Basu Chatterji.

Kahan Gaye Woh Log (1985)

“Kahan Gaye Woh Log” revolves around the theme of Patriotism and tells the story of men fighting for their national freedom. The plot plays out in a manner which portrays the struggles of unique individuals in their fight for their nation’s freedom. The title itself, translated into English means ‘Where did they go?’ This serial started the ‘Golden Era’ of Patriotic TV Serials. Directed by Dheeraj Kumar, the show has only one season comprising of 13 episodes in total and it showcased some of the stories of legendary freedom fighters of India. Men who stood up against the British tyranny and gave up their lives fighting for a cause greater than themselves -Freedom.

Cast:
Dheeraj Kumar Sachin Kumar Rajendra Gupta

Producer: Dheeraj Kumar

Creative Eye Production

Nukkad“(1986-1987)

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  Nukkad deals with the struggles of urban youth trying to make a living in an increasingly harsh social and economic climate. They all meet at the local street corner Nukkad every evening where they share their slice of life with each other. I remember ‘Nukkad’. I recall each and every character. Guru, Radha, Khopadi, Ghanshu, Ganpat, Hari, Kadarbhai’s hotel.  I vividly remember the episode when Hari is riding the bicycle continuously for days so that he could set a record and get some money and how each and every person in the Nukkad cheers and wheedles him to go on. And how finally as he is about to go for the last lap he collapses bringing down with him not only his dreams but also that of each and every person in the Nukkad. Why just the Nukkad? Dreams and hope of each and every one of us watching it. Truly a moment etched out in time.

The Title track goes…

“Badi shahar ki ek gali main basa hua hai nukkad

Nukkad se saare baashindey takdeeron se phakkad

Alag alag takdeer hai sabki, alag alag hai boli

Apney apney dhande sabke, apni apni toli

Ajab tamasha hai yeh nagri, dukh mein hanste gaate hain

Apni barbaadi ka yaaron, yeh toh jashna manate hain

Milte Hain……….

Bigadte Hain…….

Ladte hain………

Jhagadte Hain…..

Milte, Bigadte,Ladte, Jhagadte , Dil ko smbhalte hain yaaron

Chaahe kisi bhi naam se tum inko pukaaro

Yeh Saare…..Hain Phakkad!!

Badi shahar ki ek gali main basa hua hai nukkad

Nukkad se saare baashindey takdeeron se phakkad

Badi shahar ki ek gali main basa hua hai nukkad….!!

Cast:- Kishore Bhatt …. Guptaji

Suresh Chatwal …. Chotu

Dilip Dhawan …. Guru (Electrician)

Avtar Gill …. Kadar Bhai (Hotelier)

Sameer Khakhar …. Khopdi (drunkard)

Javed Khan …. Barber

Pavan Malhotra …. Hari (Cycle-repair guy)

Sangeeta Naik …. Radha

Rama Vij …. Teacherji

He-Man” (1983-1988)

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Adam is the mild-mannered Prince of Eternia. Unbeknownst to many around him, when he holds aloft his magic sword and speaks the magic words, he and his pet Cringer are transformed into Battlecat and He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe! He leads a fearless group, sworn to protect the realm and secrets of Castle Greyskull. Along with Man-at-Arms, Teela, and the Sorceress, he defends against the evil onslaught of Skeletor and his army. While Skeletor’s magic sword was formed of the same mold as He-Man’s, it is the pure heart of the wielder which makes him the more powerful, something evildoers learned every weekday for three years! The show also spun off into a cartoon called She-Ra: Princess of Power, intended to draw little girls into the realm of Eternia, but didn’t do quite so well for obvious reasons. There was a flood of toys, TV game, posters stickers based on these characters back then. I still have the glue stickers of these characters hidden away in a box somewhere in the house. Other heroes included Orko, Stratos, Mekaneck, Ram Man, Fisto, and Zodiak.

Other Villains included Beast Man, Trap Jaw, Mer Man, Evil Lynn, and Hordak.

The Title Track goes:-

He-Man… And the Master of the Universe!

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, Defender of the Secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend.  Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said: “By the Power of Greyskull!”

He-Man, He-Man . . . I have the power! Cringer became the mighty BattleCat and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the Universe!  Only three others share this secret . . .  Our friends the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms, and Orko.  Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor. . . . He-Man!

Produced by: Mattel/Filmation.

Tamas” (1986)

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The serial is a story of partition in India, in the year 1947, which interweaves the lives of the young innocent people caught in the Hindu- Muslim, and Sikh – Muslim tensions during partition. Based on the book written by Bhishma Sahani, it looks at how extremist elements of both communities infuse hatred in the communities, and finally how realization dawns as to the futility of violence. Tamas consisted of an out-standing performance by all the actors and especially Om-Puri as ‘Nathu’ and Bhisham Sahni as ‘Karmo’.

A writ petition was filed in the Supreme Court, asking that Doordarshan is restrained from airing the show. The grounds for challenging the airing of the serial was that the serial was likely to promote disharmony and hatred on grounds of enmity, the ill feeling among different religions and it was likely to train people to use criminal force or participate in criminal acts.

Director : Govind Nihalani

Main Leads : Om Puri, Deepa Sahi, Amrish Puri, Bhisham Sahni, A.K. Hangal, Manohar Singh, Dina Pathak and Saeed Jaffrey.

Yatra” (1986-1987)

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A Classic television series on Indian Railways Directed by Shyam Benegal. It was based on the journey of “Himsagar Express” the second longest running train in India from Jammu to Kanyakumari. The show was sponsored by the Indian Railways, and Benegal chose passengers and actors from different parts of the country, travelling from one place to another by train. The series starts at Kanyakumari and shows the train travel of different passengers as they travel north with Om Puri as the passenger and Narrator. It’s amazing how Mr. Benegal could manage live shooting in a crowded train and through various stations. I do not think anyone apart from Mr. Benegal could achieve this task. Most of the TV actors from 80’s Doordarshan can be seen as passengers of the train.

Director: Shyam Benegal

Script: Shyama Zaidi

Music: Vanraj Bhatia

Cast: Om Puri, Ila Arun, Mohan Gokhale, K K Raina, Madhav Vatve, Atmaram Bhende, Lalita Kenkre, Nina Gupta, Sushma Prakash, Rajendra Gupta, Harish Patel,  Nikhil Bhagat Officers & Staff of Indian Railways

Didi’s comedy show” (1975-1980)

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I was fiddling with the TV remote yesterday, I came across that famous “Didi’s Comedy show” aired between 5pm to 6pm Monday to Friday on Jetix. The same show was telecast by “TRANSTEL” on Sundays back in the ’80s. Didi’s comedy show by Dieter hallervorden is actually a German-based comedy which is translated to English in the name of “Non-stop Nonsense” The slapstick show is based on Didi’s comedic antics, a bumbling detective struck by sparkling ideas which turn out disastrous, rolling in a hilarious situation for the audience. At the end of each episode Didi would come on stage and thank the applauding audience and there would be a final funny sequence before signing off. Didi didn’t speak any language in many parts of the show and it was easy to see the universal language of humor.

Director: Heinz Liesendahl

Writers: Brad Ashton (writer), Ralf Gregan (writer)

Jamie and the Magic Torch“(1976-87)

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Night-time in a quiet, suburban street. In one of the houses, it’s bedtime.”Sleep well, Jamie”, his mum calls, and our hero drifts off to sleep. Well, not quite. You see, Jamie had a magic torch – and in each episode of this classic series, Jamie and his dog Wordsworth enjoyed amazing adventures – and no-one even noticed they were gone! Wordsworth was the guardian of the torch and he appeared from under Jamie’s bed during the title sequence of each episode. By shining the torch on his bedroom floor Jamie opened up a link with a very strange new world. Through a hole in the floor Jamie and Wordsworth slid down and at the other end, they would arrive in Cuckoo Land – popping out from the bottom of a tree onto a conveniently-placed trampoline. Cuckoo Land is a place inhabited by strange people such as Mr. Boo, an elderly gentleman who flew around in a “submachine”, Strumpers Plunkett, and Officer Gotcha, a unicycling policeman!

Here are the lyrics to that oh-so-familiar song:

Jamie! Jamie!

Jamie and the Magic Torch.

Down the helter-skelter, faster and faster

towardsCuckoo Land.

Wordsworth! Wordsworth!

Following hard behind.

Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw

…or hand!

Mr. Boo and all the others too,

the strangest people you’ve ever seen.

And the torch with its magical beam –

If I hadn’t really been there

I’d think that I was dreaming!

Jamie! Jamie!

No two nights are the same.

And life is one long glorious game

with Jamie.

Jamie and the Magic Torch!

[Yeah! Switch On!]

Written and Narrated by BRIAN TRUEMAN

Music by JOE GRIFFITHS

Producers: BRIAN COSGROVE MARK HALL

Cosgrove/Hall Productions Ltd.

Malgudi Days” (1987)

THE GREATEST SERIAL ON INDIAN TELEVISION EEVER.This is and will always remain my most favorite serial on Doordarshan. Malgudi Days was basically a collection of short stories based on the people of a fictitious place. Malgudi is a town “habited by timeless characters who could be living anywhere in the world” and is located on the banks of river Sarayu and surrounded by the Mempi Hills. Vendor Of Sweets narrated the story of a sweet vendor, Jagan enacted (rather lived) by Anant Nag, his business, and confrontation with his son who had returned from abroad along with his gori wife. It so happens that the wife is more down to earth and does not crib about the circumstances she has to go through compared to his own son. Her Goodnight “Pitaji” in broken Hindi was just superb. . Swami and Friends revolve around ten-year-old Swaminathan, or Swami as he is addressed by other characters. Swami portrays the growing pangs of a boy who despises school, as he makes excuses and roams around Malgudi with his friends. Swami’s father works in a government office and his mother is a housewife. At home, Swami shares his adventures with his aged granny, who lovingly addresses him as “Chamy.” Swami also has two close friends: Mani and the son of the Police Chief Superintendent, Rajam. Swami’s character was enacted By Manjunath, a regular feature in many of Shankar Nag directed movies. There was an episode in which a young girl is promised a role in a film , she is all dressed up in a new frock as she has to give a screen test before the crew in the evening, after which her father promises to take her for a film or something…she just vanishes from the house as all the neighborhood is searching for her frantically, she is quite asleep in a bamboo container. In another episode Devan Bhojani (Kareema of Dekh Bhai Dekh) has to shave off his hair completely as per some mannat that his mother had prayed for his good health and was fulfilled..this leads them to their native place on top of some hillock. The son is against this rasam as he is a grown-up boy and thinks that his parents are backward, and also that all his friends in college would tease him if he’s shaved, at the end the kid just flees the spot leaving his parents behind.  In one episode “The Engine”, Anant Nag wins the first price in some Mela in Malgudi and to his surprise, he wins a Roadroller which becomes a big curse for him as he has no place to keep it, no one knows how to ride it either. The priest hands him the temples elephant and 50 workers to pull the engine from the site or the owner would be jailed for parking in public property also it goes on to crash on the walls of his neighbor finally he dumps it in a gutter. In another episode -“The horse & the two goats” an old man and his wife are surviving on daily wages & their life is very tough, the old man grazes his Lambs and in the afternoon heat lays down below a statue of a horse, to his surprise there is a foreigner who is interested in buying the horse as he thinks it to be an ancient work of art and assumes the poor man to be its owner. A conversation follows amongst the two in which no one apart from the viewers understands what each one want’s to say. The poor chap thinks that the foreigner is  interested in his lambs and offers him 100 rs for both of them, as the old man is in dire need of money agrees to sell them, later that evening the two lambs return back & he is puzzled as to why did the foreigner leave them or did they run away. The most memorable were the sketches of the serial which were done by R.K Narayan’s brother and acclaimed cartoonist, R.K. Laxman.  Thirty-nine episodes of “Malgudi Days” were telecast on Doordarshan. It is one of the greatest works by a great writer R.K. Narayan. Every story is just itched in my mind so much so that i can remember all the episodes yet today. And who can forget the lyrics of the title song…“Tana na na tana naanaa aa tana naanaa naaa. I still feel like screaming Swamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Director: Shankar Nag

Music: L Vaidyanathan

Illustrations by: Pune’s own R.K. Laxman

Produced by: Padmarag Films

Main Leads Master Manjunath(As Swami), Anant Nag, Girish Karnad, Devan Bhojani etc.

Spiderman” (1986)

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Children’s favorite classic original from 1967 USA. Directed by Don Jurwich). It was just 15 minutes. I had to wait the whole week, forego by afternoon sleep to watch this cartoon which had Spiderman hanging on spider web for most of the 15 minutes. It was really fascinating at that time where the web crawler would fight the enemies, hang on the web and catch thieves and goons in the web. We used to catch spiders from all the nicks & corners in our house in an attempt to gut ourselves stung and eventually become a Spiderman ourselves ( yes I was that silly to do that).

And of course there was its theme song. I and my brother used to bend our wrists in a position to eject the web and sing these following lines…

Spiderman, Spiderman,

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches thieves just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong? Listen bud,

He’s got radioactive blood.

Can he swing from a thread

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Wealth and fame

He’s ignored

Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there’s a hang up

You’ll find the Spider man.

Chimanrao Gundyabhau“(1986)

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The best of Dilip Prabhavalkar. His debut on Indian Television portrayed in a television serial more than a decade ago. His makeup as in a typical Tilak like a costume with a Puneri pagdi and a Hitler’s mustache, On other times as a brahmin with a shendi. Chimanrao called his wife A Kau, A Cheu I also remember him calling the small girl as “Chimney”. Based on the lovable C. V. Joshi character with the quivering nose and high-pitched voice that Dilip Prabhavalkar portrayed.

The role turned him into a celebrity, a household name. The Chimanrao of  ‘Hasvaphasvi’ is Prabhavalkar’s tribute to a much-loved role, and an attempt to offer a bit of nostalgia to the audience. There was also a movie with the same title in the year 1979. Again a debut for Prabhavalkar in the Indian Cinema.

Cast : Dilip Prabhavalkar, Bal Karve

Producer: Smt.Vijaya Joglekar-Dhumale

Kachchi Dhoop” (1987)

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‘Kachchi Dhoop’ is the unforgettable television series written by Chitra Palekar and directed by Amol Palekar. This children’s classic endeared itself to viewers with its fresh approach to timeless themes of love and sacrifice. The joys of growing up, discovering new friends, adolescence and first love. The facets of life are wonderfully brought out on screen. Marking the debut of Bhagyashree and Ashutosh Gowarikar, the story of a single mother, her three daughters, their friends, and neighbors touched the nation’s heart. Kachchi Dhoop can be roughly translated as “Unripe Sunlight” – a beautiful metaphor for young and impressionable minds. Yes, it was a feel-good serial! Kachchi Dhoop featured Alka (Bhagyashree), Nandu (Shyamalee Palekar) and Meenu (Purnima Patwardhan) and Shanky (Prashant Bhat), his grandfather Admiral… (Amol Palekar) and Shanky’s tuition teacher Nikhil (Ashutosh Gowarikar). It was basically an adaptation of “Little Women”, but was well suited to Indian conditions. Fights, disagreements, friendships, sacrifice, jealousy, first love are some of the emotions that they face and emerge stronger to face life. It was a very nice serial with excellent directorial inputs. The serial marked the debut of Bhagyashree. The serial was clean, good fun, designed especially for young minds. It showcased the directorial talent of Amol Palekar, that was later strengthened through works like “Kairee”.

Kachchi Dhoop, gunguni dhoop

asli aur chulbuli dhoop (2)

kachchi Dhoop, gunguni dhoop

zindagi ke aangan mein

umra ki dahleez par

aa khadi hoti hai ek bar ek bar ek bar

Cast:- Amol Palekar, Ashutosh Gowarikar, Bhagyashree, Purnima Patwardhan, Shalmalee Palekar, Prashant Bhatt, Bharati Achrekar.

Story, Screenplay & Dialogues: Chitra Palekar

Singer: Anuradha Paudwal

Director:- Amol Palekar

Produced by: Dnya Films

Ank Ajube“(1987)

Ank Ajube or MATHEMAGIC as it was called was the first serial for kids entirely on maths, which was the most feared subject for most of the kids. UTV has been a pioneer and a prolific creator of content for kids segment. Right from ‘Mathemagic’ in 1987 for Doordarshan to ‘Snakes & Ladders’ for Zee in 1992, through ‘Junglee Toofan Tyre Puncture’. Ank Ajube was telecast way before Zee came with Bournvita Quiz Contest with quizmaster Derik O’brian which was again an instant hit among us. MATHEMAGIC was hosted by Benjamin Gilani & Nina Kulkarni. A very interactive discussion with the kids with superb hosting by the two talented artists. There was also humor created by introducing a third umpire ie: an early computer referred to as SHUNYA (0) who verified if the answers were correct or not. SHUNYA was a big setup with a lot of LED’s (many yellow colored making up a Zero) flashing all over and SHUNYA spoke in a robotic voice which we always tried to imitate.

Hosts:– Benjamin Gilani, Nina Kulkarni

Produced by: UTV

Ramayan” (1987)

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A mythological masterpiece by Ramanand Sagar released on 2th Jan 1987. Ramayan had the entire nation glued to it on Sunday mornings when it was aired. Arun Govil who played Ram was revered by fans who fell at his feet, whenever he was seen in public. Deepika Chikilia, who played Sita, tried to cash in on her popularity by contesting elections.

It was like a magnet emptying the streets, there was so much bhakti bhaav that people used to apply tilak and garlands to their television sets. As they say, this can happen only in India.

Music Director: Ravindra Jain
Director: Ramanand Sagar
Starring: Arun Govil, Deepika Chikhalia, Sunil Lahri, Sanjay Jog, Bal Dhuri, Arvind Trivedi, Dara Singh, Vijay Arora, Sameer Rajda, Mulraj Rajda and Lalita Pawar

The World This Week” (1987)

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The famous voice of Prannoy Roy would say “GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD THIS WEEK”

Pranoy Roy debuts on national television. The tabla theme music every Friday night was first heard in this half-hour news capsule and news was never the same again. The NDTV logo gave a totally new meaning to the word “NEWS”. This was long before NDTV associated with Star News channel. This was long before the news became a 24 hours affair. This was the time when news was everything the government wanted us to see and not what was actually happening. NDTV’s current affair programs were the best analysis we could get.

The same expertise was seen during the Election and budget coverage. NDTV chairman Prannoy Roy is remembered by many, to this day, for his closing lines  “That was the world this week, see you again next week”.

A GR8 effort by NDTV (remember how the logo would have a streak of light running through the letters…)

Cast:

Appan Menon …. Himself (anchor)

Prannoy Roy …. Himself (host)

Bharat Ek Khoj“(1988)

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Bharat Ek Khoj (a.k.a. “Discovery of India”)  The Discovery of India was written by India’s first Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru during his imprisonment in 1942-1946 at Ahmednagar in the Ahmadnagar Fort.  It is a 53 episode serial based on Jawaharlal Nehru’s book showing the 5000-year-old history of India until its Independence in 1947. Hosted by Nehru’s close resemblee Roshan Seth and Directed by ace director Shyam Benegal.

The Theme was set by the one and only classical genius Ravi Shankar.

The Theme Goes:-

This first stanza is in Sanskrit (Rig Veda, Book 10, Hymn 129)

Srishtee se pehle sat nahin thaa, asat bhi nahin Antariksh bhi nahin, akash bhin nahin thaa chhipaa thaa kyaa kahaan, kisne dhakaa thaa us pal to agam, atal jal bhi kahaan thaa

Srishtee kaa kaun hai kartaa

Kartaa hai vaa akartaa

Oonche aakash mein rahtaa

Sada adhyaksh banaa rahtaa

Wahin sachmuch mein jaantaa..Yaa nahin bhi jaanataa Hai kisi ko nahin pataa, nahin pataa, Nahin hai pataa, nahin hai pataa

Weh tha hiranyagarbh srishti se pehle vidyamaan Wahi to saare bhoot jaat ka swami mahaan jo hai astitvamaana dharti aasmaan dhaaran kar Aise kis devta ki upasana karein hum avi dekar

Jis ke bal par tejomay hai ambar

Prithvi hari bhari sthapit sthir

Swarg aur sooraj bhi sthir Aise kis devta ki upasana karein hum avi dekar

Garbh mein apne agni dhaaran kar paida kar

Vyapa tha jal idhar udhar neeche upar

Jagaa chuke vo ka ekameva pran bankar

Aise kis devta ki upasana karein hum avi dekar

Om !! Srishti nirmata swarg rachiyata purvaj raksha kar Satya dharma palak atul jal niyamak raksha kar Phaili hain dishayen bahu jaisi uski sab mein sab par Aise hi devta ki upasana kare hum avi dekarAise hi devta ki upasana kare hum avi dekar

Cast and Crew for “Bharat Ek Khoj”

Directed by:– Shyam Benegal

Writer:– Jawaharlal Nehru

Film Editing by– Sanjay Leela Bhansali

Cast: -Tom Alter, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, Salim Ghouse …. Krishna, Neena Gupta, Ashok Kumar, Om Puri, Roshan Seth …. Jawaharlal Nehru, Chandrakant Thakkar …. Lawyer

Mr. Yogi” (1988)

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The Late Mohan Gokhale plays Mr. Yogi who comes to India in search of a suitable bride as per the principles of astrology leads to tragic-comic results. Om Puri plays Sutradhar who directs the story of Mr.Yogi. The story revolves around Yogi and his search for a perfect bride. The one episode that sticks out for me is when he meets Radha Seth who is taller than him and tells him she will cut off her legs to marry him! The ending episode had Yogi marrying Om Puri’s daughter. 13 episodes and 13 girls. It was simply Hilarious and the decent acting by Mr. Gokhale was heartfelt. The finale of this sitcom still stands out to be the best I’ve seen on Tv. The title ran something like Mr.Yogi o!ho, Mr. Yogi…

Cast :

Mohan Gokhale…  Yogesh Ishwarlal Patel aka Y.I. Patel aka Mr. Yogi

Om Puri ….  Sutradhar (Narrator)

Directed by: Ketan Mehta

Indradhanush” (1988)

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None other serial made us crave for a Personal Computer than Anand Mahendra’s Indradhanush that was aired on Sunday mornings.

A computer that would connect you to the intergalactic world.This mixture of sci-fiction and fantasy that revolved around a group of kids, who assemble a computer whose monitor has eyes that turns as the host to an alien prince from a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy on the run from his enemies, which gives birth to a lot of twists and weird situations.

Appu, Bala, and Srikanth were our ‘reel-life’ childhood heroes, who more or less reflected our curious and inventive childhood brains. The serial also had a bunch of talent featuring fine actors like Vikram Gokhale, Girish Karnad, Deepa Lagoo and also Urmila Matondkar.

Ek Shunya Shunya-100” (1988)

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One of the few ‘crime-based classics’ that too in Marathi was “Ek Shunya Shunya”. In spite of being a Marathi serial it had immense viewership which could be compared with that of Ramayana (1987). It was electrifying, right from the haunting stock-music that none of us will ever forget, to the performances of the terrific trio of Shivaji Satam, Deepak Shirke, and Ajay Phansekar.

B.P. Singh started this project as director & Shivaji Satam was the detective inspector. Even today, people remember Satam by this serial.

Cast: Shivaji Satam, Deepak Shirke, Ajay Phansekar

Director: B.P Singh

Gotya” (1988)

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This beautiful Marathi serial pictured somewhere in the Konkan area had the child actor Joy Ghanekar playing the role of GOTYA. The story was by Vasant Sabnis. The title song was sung by Arun Ingle and its fine music was by the evergreen Ashok Patki. He was the “perfect” child every parent wanted. Here was a kid who was the personification of good behavior and virtue. The brother-sister pair was just awesome.

Many kids at that time would look up to Gotya & a few secretly hating him too. The old lady in the serial would always be in a red saree with her head covered. She would always curse Gotya by pulling his ears. He would then cry in a very heartfelt coarse voice but his sister would always be there to quieten him.

Title Track:

Beej ankure ankure, olya matichya kushit,

jase rujave biyane maalrani khadkat (2)

Beeja Havi Neetrani, havi mayachi bhakar,

Lakkha praksh nirmal, tyat kashtacha pazar

Havi Andharlya rati, chandra kirnanchi saath,

jase rujave biyane maalrani khadkat

Beej ankure ankure, olya matichya kushit,

jase rujave biyane maalrani khadkat.

Cast: Savita Malpekar, Suhas Bhalekar, Suman Dharamadhikari & Joy Ghanekar.

Director: Rajdutt.

Writer: N.D Thamankar

Vikram Beetal” (1988)

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Vikram Vikram Vikram Vikram…betaal taal taal taal, Veeekraaam aur betaaaaaal…Viiikraaam aur beeeeytaaaal…

Every episode started with King Vikram {Arun Govil } getting to the Simsapa tree in the middle of the cemetery with his sword drawn. First, he would jump up and down trying to reach the corpse. He would then, dressed very happily in orange, climb up the tree to get to the corpse. This he did by doing some tacky acrobatics, which essentially involved hooking his ankles together and swinging towards the corpse. He would do this for a while and would finally manage to cut the corpse possessed by the Veetal [Sajjan ] down. On hitting the ground the corpse would invariably, howl in pain and Arun Govil with his Ramayana hangover would at once become immensely concerned about the Vetaalas well being. He would rush to the vetaala and then the vetaala would laugh a hysterical laugh and the corpse would move by its own volition along the ground with Vikram chasing it in vain. Then the vetaala would fly back up the tree laughing all the while. King Vikram would steel his being and set out once again to cut the corpse down. This time he would do it with immaculate timing, outwitting the vetaal, without blinking a single wooden eyelid. He would then swing the corpse over his shoulder and set out. The corpse/betaal more or less rode piggyback on Arun Govil, like one of those popular and excruciatingly painful ordeals one has to go through when dealing with 4 yr old kids. The Vetaala itself was very funny to look at with a voice like old timer villain Jeevans’. It had a powder caked face, a flowing white wig and horrendously lip-sticky lips that opened wide in a leering grin, which in turn revealed an absence of teeth. [Background score repeat!] Vikram Vikram Vikram Vikram…Vetaal Vetaal Vetaal Vetaal, Veeekraaam aur Vetaaaaaal…V aur V… The deal was that Arun Govil/Vikram was not supposed to say a word till he got the Betaal outside the Smashan ghat. Now Vetaal would say, “Raasta kathin hai, Chalo rajan, main tumhein ek kahaani sunaata hoon”. He would then weave a tale about some Jataka-tales-era characters which would finally end in a moral dilemma. The best part about these tales was that they were always populated by the same set of junior artistes in different outrageous hair do’s. Then Vetaal would say,” Batao Rajan, ab is samasyaa ka kya hal hua? Agar aap jaante hue bhi, nahi bataayenge, toh main aapke sar ke hazaaaaron tukde kar doonga.

” Wonderful! And Vikram, he would be forced to solve the problem like a moral, god-fearing Deep Blue computer. In a jiffy. And in a jiffy, again, Vetaal would rise up and away back to his Tree Joint saying in sepulchral tones, ” Ha Ha Ha…ab tu bolaa, aur main chala…ha ha ha” And he would fly using the same technology they used to make Hanuman fly in Ramayan. And Vikram would run chasing him again…until the next episode which would again begin with Vikram with his sword drawn running through snake infested jungle  & discovering betaal hung upside down on the same tree branch.

Cast: Arun Govil as Vikram, Sajjan As Betaal

Title song: Charanjeet Singh Babloo

Directed by: Ramanand Sagar (Who else could?)

Mujrim Haazir” (1988)

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 This 26 episode serial was telecast on DD sometime in 1988-89, on Wednesday nights. A highly successful serial based on Bimal Mitra ’s classic novel ASAAMI HAAZIR (Bangla novel), it had the story of a Zamindar’s son rebelling against his father. Nutan played an old widow (“Kali Ganj Ki Bahu”). In this Rakesh Chowdhary’s treatise on feudal failings, Mujrim Haazir, Nutan showed how effectively television could be used to convey emotions too large for a 27-inch screen. For the first time, the audiences saw doyen of Indian cinema like Nutan and Utpal Dutt on television. Set in the early 20th century Bengal, Mujrim Haazir is the story of Sadanand Chowdhary a sole heir of a feudal lord who rebels against the entire system of exploitation. Sadanand is determined to put an end to his own family, which is responsible for untold exploitation. It is the tragic story of beautiful and innocent Nayantara the only daughter of a schoolmaster who is married to Sadanand. Though Sadanand and Nayantara love and understand each other both are compelled by fate to live apart. Their beliefs and vows conflict with each other and with themselves. It is also the tragic tale of Kaliganj Ki Bahu a Widow of another landlord who was cheated of her land and wealth by Sadanand’s Grandfather. Nutan, one of the finest actresses that Indian cinema has seen in the last few decades gave a memorable performance in the serial. Her very presence generated an intensity and dimension to the already complex set of characters. One more thing that is fresh in my mind is the small kid Nutan used to meet and the humming of palkhiwalas who used to carry Nutan. This hum is an adaption of Hemanta Mukherjee’s ‘Palkir Gaan’.

Hun Hu na Hun Hu na Hun Hu na Re Hun Hu Na…

Producer, Director:-Rakesh Chowdhary

Music: Sapan Jagmohan

Cast: Nutan, Utpal Dutt, Reeta Bhaduri, Rajiv Verma, Ajit Vachhani, Mohan Bhandari, Virendra

Singh, Navni Parihar, Anjan Shrivastav, Shashi Puri, Mangal Dhillon, and others.

Wagle Ki Duniya” (1988)

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‘Wagle Ki Duniya’ was based on characters created by famous cartoonist R. K. Laxman-The Common Man. It was a marvelous entertainer, which, in some ways, embodied TV’s ubiquitous appeal over the language barrier. The concept was simple and clean, which only focused on the world of the quintessential common man ‘Wagle’. Each episode is a separate story about this middle-class family and their day to day, almost mundane, yet exciting life. Anxieties, anticipation, apprehensions, appreciations, appalling incidents, … all form a part of their small and simple world. There was this one episode from the serial, which I somehow always remember during the Diwali Festival. In that, Wagle goes shopping for new fabric that was to use for the new curtains for their small house for Diwali. He forgets how many meters he was required to purchase, by his wife. And he lands up buying much much more than needed. Now to use the extra fabric, the family decides to use it by making shirts and other household items, out of it. So on Diwali eve, we see the whole family in the same clothes, with same curtains, dining mats, and bed sheets….it was simply hilarious. Anjan Srivastav is still referred to as Wagle for his heart-touching character in this serial.

Main Leads: Bharati Achrekar and Anjaan Srivastav, Mr. Bhalla and their two kids Manoj & Raju

Director: Kundan Shah/ Ravi Ojha

Music: Vanraj Bhatia

Producer: Durga Khote Productions/ Orange Media Presentation

Kakaji Kahin“(1988)

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“Kakaji Kahin” simply meaning “Kakaji say’s”. It was one really original and funny serial, Kakkaji Kahin and his political boss, a desi “Ji haan adhyaksh-ji”. Some of the episodes were really funny- like releasing the minister’s fake horoscope or ‘kundli’ into ‘the market’ before the general elections so that the opposing team gets demoralized. There was also a ‘Kampootar baba’ an early IT guy, who makes the aforesaid computer horoscopes. I remember Om Puri’s red-stained lips and a hearty laugh with a mouth full of paan! “Phunwaa ghumayo ha ha ha ha…

Cast:– Shail Chaturvedi and Om Puri

Written by: Manohar Shyam Joshi

Director:– Basu Chatterjee

Param Vir Chakra (1988)

This serial portraying the real life of various Param Veer Chakra gallantry award winners, India’s highest military honor.
Every episode would move us to tears as you find out about the sacrifices made by our brave soldiers

Directed By: Chetan and Ketan Anand

Starring: Puneet Issar, Kanwaljit Singh. Farooq Shaikh, Naseeruddin Shah, Annu Kapoor

Mulla Naseeruddin” (1988)

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Mulla (Khoja) Naseeruddin enacted by young Raghuveer Yadav & old Zohra Saigal as the Narrator of stories, about a witty mulla…set in the 13th century…who lived in Baghdad. I remember Raghubir Yadav walking in the desert with his mule & reaching a village where Zohra Sehgal is narrating some stories. In one of the episodes, the King gives an elephant to his Riyadh (janta) so that they can feed it & look after it. This was as a punishment for not paying the Lagaan levied on them. Now the old Zohra sehgal is fed up as it is getting difficult to feed the big animal. She cooks big loaves of rotis for the elephant but can’t satisfy his hunger. Finally, she hears about a wise man- Khoja Nasruddin in town. She narrates her story. The witful mulla then sells off the elephant to the neighboring rival king & gives the money to Zohra. Next day Zohra Sehgal’s Bhais dies & at the same time the king himself comes to see the dead body of the elephant. Khoja Nasruddin explains to the king that the elephant was a wise old man & his shrine should be created & takes him to the place where the Bhais is buried with its horns sticking out. He explains to the king that the Elephant had died because of this rare disease of horns & the King bursts into tears on the grave. Remember how he would witfully fool the King with his funny laughter at the end of each episode and then wink his eye to the viewers. The titles would scroll in a typical Green color.

The title and ending music were so good by Louis Banks (the Jazz maestro)…I’m dying to hear that track once more!!

Cast: Raghuveer Yadav, Zohra Sehgal, Saurabh Shukla

Music: Louis Banks

Directed : Aman Allana

Produced by: Times Television Network

Ulta Pulta“(1988)

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A five-minute show “Ulta Pulta” on DD brought about a new wave of sensible comedy which used humor to convey messages on issues like corruption, red-tapism and adulteration and other such issues of common man. It was Jaspal Bhatti directing..or rather misdirecting this one. It would start with a comic emoticon switching its head 180 degrees with a background of  “Ulta Pulta, Ulta, Pulta”. The five minutes spent were worth as the DD viewers had never seen satire presented in this manner before. It paved the way to the more popular “Flop Show”.

Title Track:

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ultaaaaa, Ah Ah Ah Ah Pultaaaaa

Ulta Pulta, Ulta Pulta (2)

Ulta Haiiiiiiii, Pulta Haiiiii (in a bleating voice) (2)

Flop Show“(1989)

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Jaspal Bhatti was just too good. Hilarious comedy.. He pulled up on anyone and anything. Corruption, politician everything. His real wife played reel wife too. Had his own set of actors. A complete mockery of many things and that too on the government-owned channel.

In one scene:-

The Hero A guy climbs the telephone pole, hooks his telephone fraudulently and calls his cousin’s home in London

– “Aunty Ji, Vijay Hain Ghar pe”

– “Nahin Beta, Abi 30 minute pe Ajayega”

– ” Teek hein Aunty, My HOLD karta hoon”

In one of the episodes a girl is in love with some other guy but girl’s father insists on girl marrying a telephone lineman. The lineman one day sends her some fruits and guess what the fruit was? It was sugarcane! I remember I had laughed hard while all my family members were wondering what was so funny about it. Although most of JB’s shows from the 80s and early 90s are silly in retrospect, this one stands out as one of a kind. Each episode was prefaced by a dedication to the group of people that particular episode was going to make fun of. Each dedication was followed by the theme…

Flop Show theme song:-

“Bhow bhow (drum roll) bhow bhow bhow!

Fuh-fuh-fuh, fuh fuh fuh, fuh fuh fuh, FLOP!

Zoom in zoom out! Zoom in zoom out, fade in fade out, hua-ah

ah ah!  hua-ah ah ah!

Camera fell down flop show, flop show!

Writer, fighter! Writer fighter, producer director, singer actor

hua-ah ah ah!hua-ah ah ah!

Cameraman! Everymaaaan!

FLOP!

Flop show, flop show! Flop show!”

Series Credited cast:-

Comedy Cast: Jaspal Bhatti, Vivek Shouq, Savita Bhatti,

Produced & Mis-Directed: Jaspal Bhatti.

Duck Tales” (1989)

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Sunday mornings 10.30 am it was the time for Disney Hour. Duck Tales was made in 1987 by Walt Disney. An English cartoon which DD showed in the dubbed version in Hindi with very good voices for all the characters. It was the time when we were always hooked up with mysterious Adventures and suspense stories with a ting of horror as well as comedy. Duck Tales provided just that and so it was a favorite amongst us. It was followed by Talespin, another good cartoon. The dubbing of the four junior ducks was exceptional. There were interesting episodes of some idiotic crooks called Beegle Boys and their fat mother who would always plan a plot to steal Uncle Scrooch’s money. The junior ducks would always fail their plot and save their uncle’s money. There was another old duck who always envied scrooche’s wealth. There was a scientist called Jairo who would invent some new gadgets and the junior ducks would be the first ones to test them. Then there was Mrs. Beekely a fat lady who would look after the kids. There was a Pilot called Launchpad who could never land his plane without a crash. He called his master ie: Mr. McDuck as Mr. Mc Dee. He would be the last one to help the kids out from in their expeditions and fly them away home. The Kids were named Hui, Lui, and Dui. They all had a typical voice which is difficult to imitate but we tried it. They had a kid sister Webby who had a very cute voice.

The title song in Hindi goes:-

Zindagi toofani hai jaha hai duck world

Gaadiyan, Lasers, Hawaijahaaz Yeh hai Duck world

Rahasya suljahao, Etihas banoo…duck tales Uooo

Hardin harpal bante hai yeh ducktales

Khale khatron se harpal yeh hai duck tales

Kha- kha-kha- khatra bachna deewano

jab azbee lage piche tumahare

Aise main bas dekho jhatpat ducktales

Hardin harpal bante hai yeh ducktales

Khale khatro se harpal yeh hai ducktales Uooo

Bony kai sang, Moni kai bas ducktales Uooooooo

“Space City Sigma” (1989)

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Sunday mornings 11:00 am was time for the indie version of Star Trek- The Next Generation and also Doordarshan’s first attempt in making an Sc-Fi entertainer. This was something unprecedented for our young minds with Alien intervention, Strange creatures, and Laser Guns. If you had followed Star Trek this would definitely appear as a scaled down, low budget attempt but nevertheless exciting for the Indian audience. I faintly remember about a futuristic city in space called Sigma which is the last surviving resort for the human race against the extraterrestrial beings led by ZhakhaKoo.

Now this Zakhakoo was a cyborg who had some strange controls on his chest with which he managed o teleport himself. He was portrayed as a vicious assassin who could take control of his victims by hypnosis.

Weird hairstyles, costumes, and weapons from the future and automatic opening and closing of doors were the USP of this serial.

Ghayab Aya” (1989)

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“Ghayab Aya” was the first animation series in India. A ten-episode series featuring a cute little character in a turban, fanning himself with a leaf teaching good manners and behavior to people. He seemed to me more like Casper the invisible ghost. In one such episode, he helps a girl win a car race in which the bad man or the bad character tries many illegal tricks to win the race but Ghayab helps her to win it finally.

Being the first animated cartoon it was an instant hit among the kids. Here too the title track was very catchy so the 80’s generation will surely remember this track..

It went like…

Pa pa pa pa pa pa…gaaaa…… ghayab aya ghayab aya idhar se aya udhar se aya, udhar se aya idhar se aya (2)

”Ghayab Aya…Ghayab Aya…Kisi ko hasane aya….kisi ko satane aya…satane aya… saatane aya… ghayab aya ghayab aya gai…pa pa pa pa pa pa pa” {2}

“Raju Aur Udantashtari” (1989)

One of the serials telecast in the afternoon sessions of DD. A faint remembrance of this serial where the spaceship lands on Raju’s terrace and he becomes friends with the aliens. All i remember is the title track like: Raju ar Udaantashtariiii …’swosh’ ‘swosh’

Tenali Rama“(1990)

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Garlapati Tenali Ramakrishna popularly known as Tenali Rama and Vikata Kavi, was a court-poet of Vijayanagara Empire in the 16th century. He was one of the Ashtadiggajas who were patrons of Krishnadevaraya & is also referred to as Tenali Rama in some parts of Southern India. He was known for wit and a large volume of poetry written in the Telugu Language. His story was made into a classic 12 episode TV series on DD. He is noted for brilliance and wit and for mocking other poets and great personalities. The stories of Tenali are very popular as Akbar-Birbal Stories, both the personalities are known for their intelligence. The same King, The same Darbaris 7 the same witty Tenali. The TV series still holds a clear picture of the audiences of 1980s. The sweet title track went like Balle Balle Balle bale bale bale bale Tennnali Ramaaaaaaa.

Illustrations: R K Laxman

Direction & Screenplay : TS Nagabharana

Sinhasan Battisi” (1990)

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Raja Bhoj, a famous and brave king comes to know of a Sinhasan (throne) which is magical and mysterious. Moreover, whenever he tries to sit on the Sinhasan a statue from the Sinhasan emerges out and tells him tales of Veer Vikram Aditya the king of Ujjaini. This Sinhasan originally belongs to Raja Vikram Aditya who was a courageous and a very clever king. There are 32 statues guarding this throne which come to life one by one and give out interesting stories to prevent Raja Bhoj from sitting on the throne. Will Raja Bhoj be able to fulfill his desire to sit on the magnificent throne?

Producer: Vidya Sinha

Director: Chandrakant

Featuring: Dinesh Hingo, Jayshree Gadkar, Subhash Kapoor

MungeriLal Ke Haseen Sapne” (1990)

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“Mungerilal ke Haseen Sapne” was about the doomed hopes of a typical middle class man(Mungerilal, played by Ragubir Yadav), who thinks very high.. but doesn’t have the wings to fly. He dreams of being the boss.. about dating his beautiful colleague and that his wife actually listening to him and valuing his words.. The dreams have been enacted in a very funny manner… but the best was always saved for the climax, when Mungerilal’s dream comes to an end… The acting on the part of the other cast was scintillating and no wonder you could hear people talking about it all day long.. It was a voice for the mellowed Indian middle class who was not very well represented anywhere… the ones who preferred to keep to themselves, but were always dissatisfied with life, and always dreaming to make it big… and slipping on the way.

Directed by: Prakash Jha

Cast : Raghubir Yadav … Mungeri lal.

Udaan” (1990)

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Udaan, a television serial based on the struggle of a woman aspiring to be an IPS officer. It was a story of a girl named “Kalyani Singh” who joined the police force and with her hard work and sheer determination went on to become an ‘ASP’. The story was also written by Kavita Choudhary who was inspired by her older sister Kanchan Choudhary who went on to be appointed as Director General of Police of Uttaranchal, becoming the first Indian woman to head a state police force. It was one the first serial to showcase “women empowerment”. The Title track was just a humming wherein the young girl releases a caged bird and is shown growing up as she runs through the fields.

Director : Kavita Choudhary

Main Lead: Vikram Gokhale, Kavita Choudhary and Shekhar Kapoor

Ase Pahune Yeti”(1989)

‘Ase Pahune Yeti’ a Marathi serial, was a hilarious take on the uninvited guest problem in Mumbai, with Reema Lagoo and Vijay Chavan playing a hassled couple whose plans are constantly turned upside-down by a steady stream of uninvited ‘guests. And who can forget the terribly upset Baku Aatya.

Cast: Vijay Chavan, Mohan Joshi, Reema Lagoo, Smita Talvalkar, Maya Gurjar, Raja Mayekar

Gul Gulshan Gulfam” (1990)

Gul Gulshan Gulfam, directed by Ved Rahi, It was shot in the summer capital of Jammu and Kashmir. Kunal Khemu, the little boy, was first seen in a fleeting role in that serial. Based on a family in Kashmir valley, I first saw boathouses in this serial. The locations were awesome. It was a bit slow though and I had lost interest after sometime. Other family members used to watch it though. I must admit that I never really understood this serial.

The Title track goes:

Muskrati subah ki aur gungunati sham ki

yeh kahani Gul ki hai Gulshan ki hai Gulfam ki

Director: Ved Rahi

Drama: Pareekshit Sahani

Cast: Pankaj Berry, Kunal Khemu, Mangal Dhillon.

Producer: Cinevista

Chanakya“(1990)

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Dr Dwivedi made his first acting/direction TV venture with “Chanakya”. It came out in times when several other historical and mythological series were popular. . Though the tele-serial did not do well when telecast on Doordarshan , the amount of research that went into producing the serial, the historical accuracy, and the care taken in costume every aspect of production is remarkable.The background music is played only by instrument that were prevalent in 3rd century BC.Chanakya describes the exploits of a clever and farsighted Brahmin to unify all of India under one ruler and his gentle persuasion of Minister of current largest kingdom i.e. Magda named “mudrarakshas”.Second half of series is loosely based on this ancient Sanskrit text which details all political moves of Chanakya to win loyalty of people of Magda without much bloodshed. This is really strange that Indian records don’t mention invasion of Alexander and all information we have is from Greek sources.Similarly Chanakya the first patriot of India who succeeded and whose vision is relevant even today is not a person who is accorded his due honor and attention in history. The swords and shields used was a replica of those from the Mauryan times. The most commendable aspect being the setting itself. Dr.Chandraprakash Dwivedi spent over 1 crore (10 million) rupees back in those days, for reconstructing a replica village/city of the Mauryan times. Though the city is not 100% a replica of 3rd Century Pataliputra or Takshasila, it is remarkably planned and structured as per the definitions given in Chanakya’s book – the Arthashastra A must watch for all history students and also political science students and in today’s troubled times for all Indians. The Title track is a remarkable Sanskrit Shloka. Shantihi……….

Written/Directed/Played by -Dr.Chandraprakash Dwivedi (of Pinjar fame)

MD:- Ashit Desai

Singers:– Pradeep Vaidya, Hema Desai, Ashit Desai

Qile Ka Rahasya” (1991)

A Scary serial with a stupid end. It was frightening and the haunting music was too good. Whenever we use to watch the serial ( Friday night’s), we use to cling to our mother while sleeping the scariest part is when a girl goes into the fort (Qila) and comes back after some time she has the stamp of blood hand on the back of her shirt. The woman in white used a number of times was scarier more here. I remember it very well It used to come after the Laxman Sylvania add featuring Asrani & Viju Khote (Saare Ghar ke Badal Dalunga).

This Serial surely made going to the toilet in the night the most fearful task back then. Simply Chilling!

The Title track goes:-“Yeh hai Shapit Quila…Sadiyon Purana…Isme bhool ke bhi mat janaa(then there is a shreak)

A girl falls to her death from top of the Haveli (It’s clear though that it’s a doll)

Cast: Virendra Saxena

Directed by: Seema Kapoor

Stone Boy” (1991)

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Ajit and his sister Archana have to shift to a new country as their father’s job gets transferred. They get admitted to a new school. Initially they find it difficult to befriend their new classmates and end up fighting with many. The schoolmates are not ready to accept the new classmates Ajit and Archana. Eventually they come to know about a mountain called Stone Boy. There is a legend about this mountain that long long ago there was a poor farmer/milkman boy. He was having very bad days because of his poverty. He owned a goat and selling that goat’s milk was his source of income. Every day he used to milk his goat and went selling milk. One day when he was returning home from his business, he saw an amazing scene. A group of very beautiful fairies had landed on earth and were enjoying dancing and singing. He saw their whole “Leela” or singing and dancing by hiding behind a large stone. Eventually a fairy happens to catch him having sneak-peak. The fairies get very angry upon him and curse him. But the poor boy pleads for forgiveness. One of the fairy feels pity on him, and asks him to make a promise. The fairy say’s “From now onwards, you will get prosperous. All your problems will get solved. All hurdles in your life shall get removed. But only while you keep this secret that we fairies visit this place on earth. You shall have to keep this secret. If you ever tell this to anyone, all your prosperity will be lost and you will get transformed into a stone on that high mountain. You can only appear on being called as a normal human being once in fifty years, for just three days. Remember you can appear back as a normal human being only when someone climbs to that mountain, and calls you from the depth of his heart. After three days of your coming back to humans you shall again be transformed into stone for another fifty years waiting for someone to call you. This would be your punishment for not keeping our secret.” Saying this the fairies disappear. Eventually, what fairies said starts becoming true. The boy starts getting more profit from business. He starts getting richer. But jealous villagers can’t stand his progress. One day they force him to tell the secret of prosperity. The boy cannot keep silent when whole village is forcing him to tell the secret. So, he starts telling them the secret. No sooner than he utters the secret his body is transformed into a stone of arbitrary shape and shifted to the peak of mountain. That mountain is called as the Stone Boy since then. When Ajit and Archana hear this legend, they think of giving a try to call back Stone Boy. They climb up that mountain and call him to come back. But Stone Boy does not appear. Again they start living their normal life. With the problems of not having anymore new friends in the new country. Ajit and Archana think of giving a one more try to call back Stone Boy. This time they keep in mind the fact that they need to call him from the depth of their hearts. They succeed. The stone boy comes back to life. Stone boy helps Ajit and Archana to make new friends. Stone boy also wishes to enjoy his long awaited three days life. So the threesome enjoy for three days. After three days, Stone Boy has to go back to his stone form. And the story ends with a very emotional scene of Stone boy getting transformed back into stone.. In our heart and mind, Stone Boy lives on. Telecast on those lazy Sunday mornings.

Cast: Stone Boy- Master Ankur,  Ajit-Master Manjunath

Directed by : T.S. Nagabharana

Produced By: T.S. Narasimhan

“Phatichar” (1991)

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Phatichar was a TV show broadcast, in India on Doordarshan in 1991 starring “Pankaj Kapur” in the title role. Phatichar a fictional character which comes to life from the novel of a writer. The character lives in a cement pipe and the show portrays, in a bitter-sweet manner, the life and it’s disadvantages of living on the margins. A jolly character who used to self-consult himself with the line: “Arre yaar phatichar, tu itna emotional kyun hain?”

Writer & Director: Anil Chaudhary

Music: Sharang Dev

Producer: Indu Prakash

Video Vision Corporation

Mrignayanee” (1991)

Mrignayanee is a Hindi term meaning “doe-eyed,”

It is about a king Mansingh & his love for a tribal (mrignayani gujjari) girl. Amol Palekar tried to sketch the character that had been in the period of 15th century. Actor Mohan Bhandari played the role of Mansingh (A Rajput king) & actress Pallavi Joshi played the role of a tribal girl.

It was a challenging role for Pallavi who was a new face on television to perform the role, Pallavi played the title role with much conviction. The two set the screen on fire with their on-screen chemistry! Pallavi Joshi had also worked with Shyam Benegal in “Bharat Ek Khoj” before this.

Cast:– Pallavi Joshi & Mohan Bhandari

Director:– Amol Palekar

Dada Dadi Ki Kahaaniyaan“(1991)

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Hemant Kumar sings the theme song: “Dada dadi ki kahaaniyaan, sadiyon yaad rahe. Bhoola nahin koi, bachpan mein suni…” Dada (Ashok Kumar) and Dadi (Lila Mishra)  entertain their grandchildren

(well, I think they might just have been the kids in the neighborhood) with Indian folk tales. There was a lot of overlap between the stories on this show and the show it immediately preceded, Vikram Aur Vetal.

I remember that this was on Sunday afternoons.

Cast: Ashok Kumar & Lila Mishra.

Turning Point” (1991)

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On Saturday afternoons, the Universal Grants Commission (UGC) would air very informative documentaries on various topics of science and education. And perhaps the finest science show that was ever aired on Doordarshan remains the always

enjoyable “Turning point”. I would wait with eager anticipation every week for Girish Karnad and Prof Yashpal to show up and host that show, and watched with rapt attention as the great discoveries of science were unveiled and explained. All those years ago, Prof. Yashpal seemed like the most astounding mind on the planet. He seemed to know everything, and science as a career option almost seemed irresistible.I means, imagine being a fountain of knowledge talking science on TV! The best part though was the QA session at the end involving the prof’s replies to some amateur questions from youngsters all over India.It was the longest running science serial which fetched the Doordarshan several international awards. Indian programmes have found an innovative way of involving a renowned film personality with intellectual appeal as an anchor person and hope the programme finds some identity.Most of the science programmes originating from India however need to concentrate more on visual pattern and evolve a grammar conducive with the demand for understanding and level of the Indian populace. The key lies in continuance of ‘Turning Point’.

Credits for this Programme:

Chief Producers: Ms. Naazish Husaini(Doordarshan) Indraneel Kaul( Arun Kaul Productions)

Camera: Neelaabh Kaul, S. Shankar, Chandra Shekhar

Presenter: Girish Karnad, Naseeruddin Shah, Mallika Sarabhai, Mahesh Bhatt.

Advisor: Eminent physicist Prof Yashpal, Title Music: Loy Mendonsa

Scripted & Directed by: Indraneel Kaul, Neelaabh Kaul

NDR,WDR, ZDF & Deutsche Welle Transtel Programmes” (1991)

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Deutsche Welle (DW) is Germany’s international broadcasting service. Deutsche Welle, meaning Voice of Germany was set up in 1953, in the aftermath of World War II, and It claims to have one of Europe’s most modern broadcasting centers in Bonn. Its numerous radio and tv programmes are produced by an editing staff from all over the world, allowing DW to build bridges of information, culture and dialogue. Additionally, DW specializes in the production of documentaries and has established itself as a programme provider with a reputation for quality throughout the world over the years. DW has integrated DW-TRANSTEL into its offering. The former distribution company traditionally supplied overseas television stations with dubbed, multilingual German television programmes worldwide since 1965. Programmes were taken from the two German public service TV networks ARD and ZDF, edited and adapted to meet target audience requirements in Africa, Asia, Latin America, the Middle East, the Caribbean and also in Eastern Europe. DW continues its work and keeps the DW-TRANSTEL brand to offer adapted programmes. Broadcasters have the possibility to select from a wide range of programmes covering documentaries, family entertainment, children’s programmes, sports, music, and fiction. TransTel stands for the German Television Transcription Corporation.

Doordarshan was smart enough to add some of these best programmes for its audience in the 90’s. For the children it was Telematch , it had teams from different German villages, and all contestants would wear very innovative costumes. They had strange games like throwing pie, dunking in water, riding wooden horses etc. The games would have this Games master who would recite Ein, Zwei, Drei (one, two, three in German) and then blow a sharp whistle. All games were timed with an early digital clock on the right hand corner of the screen. I also remember watching a programme on “Railroad Adventures” with the worlds most senic train journeys with five-star comfort and adventure all in one. A Train Journey in Darjeeling in a narrow gauge steam train was bewitching. The other one through Siberia giving a glimpse of the people (a women) who work on the train route & living in the far cast villages and the life of these people, how well balanced it was, dependent on the train for their link with the outside world & their monthly needs fulfilled by a single visit to the town. I saw most of the natural history programmes on this well before NGC & Discovery. The “Know How Show” in particular was a great show on the latest inventions in Science & technology, explaining the Physics & Chemistry of different phenomenon around us with awesome practical examples. There was a dedicated band of musicians & a rather old audience to applaud the host.

Produced by DW-Transtel, Cologne, Germany.

Kya Banoge Munna” (1991)

It was during the sleepy afternoons of the late eighties when Doordarshan had started the afternoon transmissions for the first time in India. “Kya Banoge Munna” was one such serial which was quite ahead of its times. It was about a small kid and the pressures on him at a very young age to achieve what his parents wanted him to become in life. Its title track was so catchy that I still remember it…

Title Song went like…

“Kya Banoge Munna…

mummy kehti bano doctor…papa kehte afsar…

engineer banjaoo bhaiyya..behna kehti aksar…

bacche ke khel-kood mein bolo bache ka kay hissa…

iss sawal ke hi jawab mein kar de shuru yeh kissa…

kya banoge…munna.”

Chauraha (1991)

Animated tutor

This serial of 40 episodes was produced by Mrs. Shahana Khan and was conceived and directed by Suhel Farooq Khan. This exercise was done in 1991 for the Directorate of Adult Education of the government of India.
The serial taught how to read and write Hindi in a fun way rather than a boring monotonous method. The program usually taught people through narratives and activities. They gave examples that made it easy for people to understand. For instance, comparison of letters was done with the shape of things that we usually find around us, as in a tap, chair, spoon, etc.
No other TV-based learning module has ever been produced before and tested this thoroughly was ever found to be this effective. Its audience absorbed the lessons imparted through video in totality.

Large puppets like Panditji-dhaba owner, Rahim Khan- Postman and Tarseem Singh- truck driver were introduced to interact with live characters and delivered messages of harmony, environmental conservation and cultural variety in India. There was an animated pencil with eyes which use to appear on the screen with a swishing noise and write alphabets in hindi for the audience

Tehkikat” (1992)

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Tehkikaat is a detective serial with thrills and chills to keep the viewers to the edge of their seats. Pair of investigators SAM AND GOPI undertake, perplexing and dangerous, cases which lead them into often hair raising adventures. The cases they investigate vary in the range – A beautiful lady murdered and a popular playboy is the main suspect but then he too is killed !!! A housewife is trapped in a hotel, a stranger tries to rescue her but is killed and his body disappears !!! An actress is found dead underneath a building, did she jump or was she pushed? A serial with loads of suspense.

“Jab-jab is duniya mein jurm hota hai, katl hota hai, khoon hota hai.

jo din ke ujaalon mein chalta hai, raat ke andheron mein badhta hai – tab

shuru hoti hai Tehkikaat”  Hum Yahan Tehkikaat karne  aaye hain. Sirens…..

Starring :- Late Vijay Anand ( SAM D’silva) , Saurab Shukla (GOPI) ,

Ashok Kumar, Kittu Gidwani and others.

Director:– Karan Razdan and Shekhar Kapoor

Neem Ka Ped” (1992)

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For those who want to see a stellar performance by Pankaj Kapoor, and do have some familiarity with Awadhi and Urdu, a fantastic television serial. It’s a story of a semi-bonded laborer, Budhai Ram – played(rather, lived) by Pankaj Kapoor, under a Muslim village zamindar. This Muslim landlord is under property dispute with his minister brother-in-law. As circumstances turn out to be, Budhai Ram gets caught between this fight of pride and property. The bone of contention is also the small piece of land on which he has planted a Neem tree as a kid.His only hopes are his son Sukhai whom he wants to educate and that Neem tree with which he identifies himself, and his beliefs. How a powerless, but determined peasant gets out from this wrangle, saves his Neem Ka Ped against all odds, gets his son educated and turns the tables on his warring landlords. Pankaj Kapoor aka Budhai Ram got so well under the skin of the character. He is only Budhai Ram for the viewer for that half an hour. The way he smiles -sheepishly, sarcastically, helplessly, all are different shades of emotion. The way he trudges to work, his steely resolve which he hides successfully, only to be let out only once in a while, his body language – everything about him force you to take a bow for him. Pronunciations are perfect. By perfect I mean that the words are spoken incorrectly the actually way a typical illiterate villager mispronounces. This mispronunciation has been perfectly incorporated in the script and very beautifully carried off by the artists.

The title song was by the Ghazal King “Jagjit Singh”. Hearing this Ghazal made me fall for ghazals and since then I have been listening to his ghazals. Simply mesmerizing!!!

Munh ki baat sune har koi, dil ke dard ko jaane kaun 
Awaazon ke baazaaron men khaamoshi pahachaane kaun
Sadiyon sadiyon wahi tamaasha
Rasta rasta lnbi khoz
Lekin jab ham mil jaate hain
Kho jaata hai jaane kaun
Wo mera aina hai ya main usaki parachhaai hun
Mere hi ghar men rahata hai mujh jaisa hi jaane kaun
Kiran kiran alasaata suraj
Palak palak khulati ninde
Dhime dhime bikhar raha hai
Jarra jarra jaane kaun

“Kirdaar” (1993)

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Gulzar’s debut on prime-time. The serial has a collection of stories by Urdu, Hindi and Bengali writers, including Ahmed Nadeem Qasim, a celebrated Urdu writer from Pakistan, Malti Joshi in Hindi, and Samresh Basu in Bengali. Gulzar had cherry-picked the best acting talent like Irfan Khan, S M Zaheer, Sulbha Arya, Pavan Malhotra, Sameer Khakhar, Mita Vasisht, Kamini Kaushal, Nadira, Anant Mahadevan, Surekha Sikri and the versatile master of parallel cinema: Om Puri

The serial ran for two Years laying the foundation for literary classics like Tehreer… Munshi Premchand Ki and Mirza Ghalib by the same mastermind.

The serial depicts simple living but a very thoughtful generation of people that are rarely seen around in this age. The one thing that made me recall this serial was Om Puri and the ethereal voice of Jagjit Sigh in the superb title track that was cornered as a faint memory a proof that music as a sense transcends time…

The Title track goes:

Kitabon se kabhie guzro to yoon kirdaar milte hain

Gaye waqton ki dyodhi par khade kuch yaar milte hain

Jise hum dil ka veerana samajhkar chod aaye the

Wahin ujde huye shahron ke kuch aasar milte hain

Director: Gulzar

Cast: Om Puri and others

Living on the Edge” (1993)

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India’s first environmental series, “Living on the Edge” relentlessly focused on environmental issues scrutinizing the exploitative relationship of man with his surroundings. A groundbreaking series on strategies for a sustainable healthy environment. Finding problems and suggesting least disruptive solutions make the program unique and there lay the secret of its broad appeal and continuing success. Each week, Living on the Edge critically looked upon the state of India’s environment – from the effects of urban pollution to the drinking water crisis. With hidden camera shots, setting up police raids and exposing fraud, the series breaks new ground in television journalism. It was a path-breaking and longest running investigative environmental series. Meant to be a 13-part series, but which acquired a life of its own and ran on for a mammoth 250 episodes and went on to bag several awards, including the Green Oscar, and got picked up by Star Plus for retelecast in 1997.

Producer: Nikhil and Niret Alva

Presented by : Miditech

Surabhi” (1993)

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Surabhi means Fragrance. It was Amul Surabhi…along with the 1000 Watt smile of Renuka Shahne(Rana) & the deep voiced (similer to Ameen Sayani) Siddharth Kak as the hosts. This was more than just a simple cultural program. The serial attempted to show us the diversity across the length and breadth of this country; the camera of surabhi discovered something new in every episode. Surabhi travelled all over the country, covering fascinating facets of Indian culture, in the widest sense of the word it was truly an view of the cultural fragrance spread across India .It ran for a total of approx 415 episodes making this one of the most long running programmes on DD.The life and living of the various peoples of India was brought to you with all its rich plurality by the various Team Directors. The martial art form of Kerala called ‘KALARIPAYATTU’, was never heard of before this. There was a superb interaction, with audiences being asked a question at the end of an episode, wid the “Sawal Jawab” and the involvement grew and grew till they had to handle a huge number of postcards (I believe that they had a record of 10 lakh postcards for one episode)… But Surabhi not only gave a record or report but insight and understanding of India in evolution, mirroring the changes of an ancient culture metamorphosing into a modern nation.The Sawal Jawab was the section we would all be waiting for( with the hints) & also to see if our letter would be the lucky one from the lot. The lucky winners would get “Taj ke saujanya se do vyaktyon ke liye do din aur do raton ka muft safar” which was a bigger gift than winning lakhs ( the basis of most of today’s worthless TRP hungry shows)

Amul Surabhi Sawal Jawab

Cinema Vision India

Post Box No: 11901

Azad Nagar (Andheri West)

Mumbai 400053

email: surabhi@amulindia.com

Created by : Siddharth Kak

Directed by : Abhilash Bhattacharya

Presented by : Siddharth Kak & Renuka Shahane

Theme Music Composer : Dr. L. Subramaniam

Producer : Siddharth Kak

Production Company : Cinema Vision India

Byomkesh Bakshi” (1993)

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Byomkesh Bakshi is a fictional detective in Bengali literature created by Sharadindu Bandyopadhyay in 1932 way before Satyajit Ray’s Feluda. Byomkesh Bakshi on Doordarshan was played by Rajit Kapoor as the Bengali detective, our very own desi version of Sherlock Holmes. Set in the old-world Calcutta of the Raj, these stories featured the astute investigator and his chronicler friend Ajit. In Byomkesh’s world, peopled with wonderfully delineated characters and framed by a brilliantly captured pre-Independence urban milieu, it’s fascinating because of its contemporary flavor. In the first story, Byomkesh works undercover to expose an organized crime ring trafficking in drugs. In ‘The Gramophone Pin Mystery’, he must put his razor-sharp intellect to good use to unearth the pattern behind a series of bizarre roadside murders. In ‘Calamity Strikes’, the ace detective is called upon to investigate the strange and sudden death of a girl in a neighbour’s kitchen. In the next story, he has to lock horns with an old enemy who has vowed to kill him with an innocuous but deadly weapon. And in ‘Picture Imperfect’, Byomkesh unravels a complex mystery involving a stolen group photograph, an amorous couple, and an apparently unnecessary murder. In “Simonto Heera” Byomkesh outsmarts the intelligent Sir Digindra ( played by Utpal Dutt) to get back the precious stone hidden inside a small POP sculpt of Natraja. In another murder mystery “Wasihat” an old man (chunnilal) is killed by a needle piercing in between the medulla oblongata and the first virtebra, which results in instant death. The reason for the killing is well the old Jaidad Hadapna. 3 suspects and a oversmart police officer who thinks he knows the killer even before Byomkesh arrives. Again the killer is an unsuspecious disabled chap. This episode was a special one for Byomkesh as he finds his lady love Satyabati ( Sukanya Kulkarni).

Dressed in a Kurta and a Safed Dhoti which looked apt on his slim figure, along with well oiled & groomed hair Byomkesh looked liked someone from the 1920’s. His friend Ajit Babu who was supposed to be a story writer would accompany Byomkesh in all his cases and would demand an explanation for every move that he would make in order to solve the intricate cases. At the end, Rajat Kapoor would say in his typical ‘You fool’accent  …Aare itna bhi nahi samjhe…and would explain how he cracked the case. Byomkesh Bakshi came at a time when the satellite channels had just started filling the satellite slots with dumb serials and that time Doordarshan still had some decent shows on air and this one was the best of the lot. It had everything -humour, action, brain teasers and most importantly a script (which is missing in almost all of the TRP hungry shows these days). It typically portrayed Byomkesh & his friend almost always in the same room discussing the case they were hoping to solve. They were always portrayed sipping on a cup of tea during their discussion, served by Sukanya Kulkarni (Byomkesh’s wife- her role was to serve tea only) or by their servant. I always used to think that there was nothing in those cups which they skillfully brought to their lips making the sipping sound. It was a low budget production by Basu Chatterjee but it was indeed the best detective serial on Indian Television till date. Reruns on DD Bharathi. A must Watch!

Cast: Rajit Kapoor (As Byomkesh Bakshi); K.K Raina (As Ajit Kumar Banerjee), Sukanya Kulkarni (As Satyabati)

Story: Saradindu Bandhopadhyay

Director: Basu Chatterjee.

Afsaane” (1993)

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There are certain moments from any form of art that keeps haunting you all your life. It could well be a song, a painting, a movie, an advertisement or a real-life incident. Afsane was one such serial that was etched in my mind for decades. It was a story of a young boy Raghu, whose uncle is a postman who passes away giving all his ancestral property to Raghu. He soon discovers a stash of undelivered letters, some 20 years old. Initially, Raghu decides to get rid of them but soon realizes that it’s his duty to deliver the letters so as to honor the memory of his uncle.

This starts a saga of events in the life of the individuals who receive these letters and each episode finely portrays their life-changing experiences. One such episode involved an old couple in Delhi who receive the news through a 20 years old letter that their daughter who was long lost in a fair is safe and in Baramulla, in J&K. The old couple is penniless, but the fervor of seeing their daughter who now must be a grown adult drives them to collect enough money for the journey from their community, through hard labor and by collateralization of their hut.

The entire journey is heart-wrenching as the couple faces a mountain of challenges. On meeting the foster parents they are told that their daughter is married off to an NRI two days back and the couple is now flying to London the next day from Delhi. With the last hope of seeing their daughter’s face the old couple get along in a taxi to the airport.
A generous staff tries their best to fulfill the old couple’s desire to meet their daughter. However, she is checked in and seated in the immigration lodge.
The couple’s emotions are overwhelming. Eventually, they bid farewell to their plane from the runway. Alas, the old couple tatters the old letter and walks off.

Directed by: Lalit Behl
Written by : Navnindra Behl
Address for feedback: “AFSANE” Post Box-78. New Delhi
Produced By: Media Minds

Rangoli” (1993)

It was amongst the first lot of shows that brought all the hit songs from Bollywood and private albums for the Indian audience. It was like an alarm at 7 am on Sunday mornings. We would be up in front of the TV brushing teeth or having the chai. It was not about which song is rated number one, but similar to chitrahaar it showed all the hits from the box office and private albums which was a new platform for virtually unknown singers to get exposure to the music industry. This perticular show was running for a long time with famous personalities like Hema Malini making an appearence  to host it from time to time. As the satellite channels starting holding grounds on the Indian telivision, Rangoli started fading into history.

Dekh Bhai Dekh” (1993)

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It is a classic! It was first aired on Doordarshan in the year 1993 . It is a sitcom revolving around the Diwan family, who live as an extended family in an ancestral bungalow in the suburbs of Mumbai. The family consists of 11 members, aged from 6 years to 65 years, including a father, mother, two sons, and their families. The serial takes the viewer through the various ups and downs faced by the family and through crazy and unexpected things which happen to them with unfailing regularity. Their never-say-die attitude helps them overcome sibling rivalry, boyfriend troubles, business problems, in-law problems, etc. A distinctive feature of this show was its fast speaking characters. It was a comeback for Shekhar Suman after a failed attempt in Bollywood. Later he went on to do serials like Reporter and Movers & Shakers (A Jay Leno’s Tonight Show copy) on Zee. “Dekh Bhai Dekh” was wittily written by Lilliput and well crafted by Anand Mahendroo, produced by Jaya Bachchan and a lot of filmi personalities like Farida Jalal, Navin Nischol, Shekhar Suman, Deven Bhojani etc. acted in this sitcom. The other characters were Chachi, Kareema, Sanju,Keerthi, Shilpa…The acting by all characters was just perfect and none of them overacted. I also remember Sameer ie: Shekhar Suman always used to miss some steps and nearly fall while coming down the stairs, Deven Bhojani as Kareema (tu Bandar hai!!!)… the not so Servant type character always with a broomstick in his hands and then Remember the line by Liliput “Dekh Bhai dekh Sameer bhai”.

Hilarious and entertaining. The catchy Title song was sung by Udit Narayan.

Its Title Song goes:-

Is rang badalti duniya mein Kya tera hain kya mera hain Dekh Bhai Dekh…

Dekh Bhai Dekh! Har shaam ke baad savera hai…Dekh Bhai Dekh oi Dekh Bhai Dekh

Kadam Kadam par Gana Hai, Hasna hai, Rona Hai, Jeena hai , Mar jana hai, Jani Kuch kar Jana hai.

Har Lamha Bahetereen, Dekh Bhai Dekh…. ha Dekh Bhai Dekh, Zamana hai Rangeen

Dekh Bhai Dekh oi Dekh Bhai Dekh.

Directed by: Anand Mahendroo

Produced by: ABCL-Jaya Bachchan

Cast: Shekhar Suman, Naveen Nishchol, Fareeda Jalaal, Bhavna Balsavar, Deven Bhojani, Shushma Seth, Daisy Irani, Vishal Singh, Natasha Singh, Urvashi Dholakia & Amar Upadhayay (Immortal soul of Kyunki Saas…)

Potli Baba Ki” (1994)

Puppet show of stories  including Allauddin & AliBaba & 40 Thieves. A collection of short stories for kids, most of them inspired by The Arabian Nights. The title sequence featured the Old Baba carrying the Potli. The old story-teller, Chenuki Jhunnu ka Baba, living in Ghungar village, collect stories and fables which his mother has left hidden under rocks. Puppet shows might seem like a thing of the past for today’s Gennext but we throughly enjoyed this one . The puppets were the concept of the puppet master Sanjit Ghosh & the title track was composed by the kiddy songs  mestro Gulzar.

The Title track goes:-

Aaya re baba aaya re.

Ghunger wali Jhenu wali jhunnu ka baba

Kisson ka kahaniyon ka geeton ka Jhaba

Ghunger wali Jhenu wali jhunnu ka baba

Kisson ka kahaniyon ka geeton ka Jhaba

Hey aya aya jhenu wali jhunnu ka baba.

aya aya jhenu wali jhunnu ka baba. Aaya re baba aaya ….

Potli me hari bhari pariyon ke parr, Mandiron ki ghantiyan, kalisaaon ka bagh (2).

Hey aya aya jhenu wali jhunnu ka baba.

aya aya jhenu wali jhunnu ka baba.

Aaya re baba aaya re….

Director/Script : Sanjit Ghosh/Gulzar

Camera : Soumendu Roy

Editor : Subhash Sehgal

Music : Kalyan Sen Barat

BalChitravani” (1994)

balchitrawani

Balchitravani (SIET) is an Institute in Maharashtra that is working mainly for primary education through the electronic mass medium with computerized educational programmes. Balchitravani was set up in Mumbai in 1984 before it was shifted to Pune  in 1986. It has emerged as a landmark in children education through audio and video programmes (countrywide classrooms). Since its inception the Institute has been actively involved in the enrichment of the learning-teaching process in the classrooms.Usually Primary & Pre-primary level programmes based on a wide varity of topics ranging from Mathematics, Languages to Value Education were telicast. These programmes were aimed at bridging the gap between rural and urban children. The government in the schools of rural areas in Maharashtra had also provided color TV sets to watch these programmes. I faintly remember watching these on weekday mornings in the May holidays. These programmes recently received several National awards in Pune.

The Title Track :

Mula-mulanchi, Maje-majechi… BaalChitrawani.

Phule paakhre anandane….Anandaneee,

Phule paakhre anandane gati gammat gani,

Baalchitrawani hi Baalchitrawani.

Amaravathi Ki Kathayein” (1994)

Amrawati

A Television Series based on Sahitya Academy award-winning stories, Directed by Shyam Benegal. It was 13 parts Sponsored serial aired on Mondays 9.30p.m. The Little Fish: The serial revolves around the life of a 70-year-old orthodox Brahmin woman, Subbammagaru. She feels it is a must for her to bathe in the river Krishna and take a pot of water from the river for household purposes. Her husband, Satyanarayana, teases her for her rigid principles. And he also gets a chance to teach her what real purity is.

Title Track:

Krishna Tat par Amrawati nagar jahan bam bam bam bhola amar lingeshwar….Jhimir Jhimir nadi bahe katha kahe re…bina bole hasi, khushi, watha kahe re…Khatte mithe rang chune bunde jeevan ki…meh meh mehke Amaravathi Ki Kathayein!!

Director: Shyam Benegal

Writer: Satyam Sankaramanchi

Title Track: K Shailendra

Music: Ashok Patki

Samandar (1995)

Samandar was an Indian television show that was telecasted on the DD in the year 1995. The show was created by retired wing commander Anoop Singh Bedi.
It highlighted the struggles that navy officers face when having to fight. It also showed the bright side and the camaraderie that these Navy officers have for each other. It had a combination of both positive and negative things in the lives of Naval Officers. The television show was distinct as there would be appearances of real Indian Navy Officers from time to time.

It’s the title track :
“Samandar Ki Haseen Lehron Ke Kamil Hukmaraan Hain Hum’ was written by Sultan Malik who also ended up singing this song. The opening lines ‘SHA NAU VARUNA: Bless Us O! Water God’  touched millions of viewers across the country.

Director: Pavan Kaul

Main Cast:
Sameer Soni ,Vineeta Malik, and Aman Verma, and Girish Malik. 

Alif Laila” (1995)

Alif

Alif Laila was a TV series based on the stories from The Arabian Nights with great morals, laced with flying carpets, magic lamps, and amazing fairies. It was produced by Sagar Films (Pvt. Ltd.). Consisting of 1001 stories such as Aladdin and his magic lamp, Alibaba and 40 thieves, Sinbad and his sailing saga etc. A long time ago, according to legend, there lived a king named Shahriyar. Partly due to his unfaithful wife and a strange character of his own, he started to hate women. He used to marry a woman each night and kill her the following morning. Then came a cunning lady named Shahrazad to marry the king. She beguiles the king with a series of stories. These stories continued for a thousand and one nights.

Thus, is the origin of all fabulous stories of 1001 Arabian nights. It has lived through centuries, broken all political barriers and appealed to the old and young alike. I remember the flawless urdu used by the characters &the hair plucking Pirate from Sindabad the Sailor, also The Shemsher-E-Sulemani, The Green Colored Genie from “The  Fisherman & the Genie”. The Mythelogical Guru Ramanand Sagar created awesome sets with mysterious background music which reminded of the Ramayan (1987). The Demons, Genies & creatures were straight from the comic books. It was Telicast at 9:30 p.m & would last hardly for 20 min with ads intrrupting at crucial moments. The Episodes were dragged too far with unnecessary stills & re-shoots to depict intensity. But still, it was fun in those days as there was so little choice of quality shows.

The Title Song:

Alif  Lailaaaaaaaaaaa oooooohhhh, Alif Laila, Alif Laila Oooooo (2)

Arshab Nayi Kahani, Dilshap hai Bayani,

Sadiyan Gujar Gayi hai, Lekin na ho Purani

Pariyon ko Jeet Diliye, Jindo ko bhi Haraye,

Insaan main wo Taakat, Sab pe kare Hukumat’

Alif Lailaaaaa oooooo

Screenplay: Ramanand Sagar

Music & Lyrics: Ravindra Jain

Produced by: Subhash Sagar

Directed By: Anand, Prem & Moti Sagar.

Aarohan (1996)

The show was written and produced by Pallavi Joshi, who also played the character of protagonist Nikita.
It followed their lives and their training in the Naval Academy.
The show’s lead is a headstrong, passionate defense forces girl, Nikita. Her father (Satyen Kappu) and brother (Amit Behl) are in the Indian Army. She has a shy friend Shaifali Chhaya who joins the academy with her. R Madhavan has a cameo role as a naval officer.
The 13 episode series shows how Nikita overcomes all the difficulties which come in her way during her training in the Naval Academy and comes out with flying colors.

Produced By: Pallavi Joshi

Directed By: Nandu Ghanekar

Meri Awaz Suno” (1996)

Meri Awaz Suno

The first Reality Talent hunt show on Indian Television. What a discovery it was, super talented , youthful & simple Sunidhi Chauhan won the much hyped up mega final of this event in 1996. She was just 13. Her talent was discovered by her dad, and on the suggestion of TV hostess Tabassum Govil, she landed in Mumbai from Delhi. The much Dramatic Annu Kapur was the host of this serial & he’s never stopped hosting since then. It was announced well in advance that the Melody Queen Lata Mangeshkar would herself  hand over the much coveted Lata Mangeshkar Trophy. Every music lover was eager to catch a glimpse of the voice that was in the AIR for almost 50-60 years & still going on. The final episode is well etched in the minds of those who were fortunate to catch a glimpse of  the Legends of Indian Music, all on one stage. I remember that Bharatratna Lata Mangeshkar, Manna Dey, Pandit Jasraj, Bhupen Hazarika & Yash Chopra were present when a male singer & female singer was announced as the final winners. The Spectacled Keralite guy was Pradip Somasundaran & the female was young Sunidhi. Some Mr Ramdiklal Jeweller from Mumbai handed out cheques of a Lakh rupees to the winners. I was simply thrilled to see & hear Lata Mangeshkar for the first time in my life. The title song was sung by Lata Mangeshkar & composed by Pandit Hridaynath Mangeshkar.

Host: Annu Kapur

It was around this time-1996, that DD started deteriorating, rather failing to match up with satellite TV channels like Zee, Star, Sony etc. The world of satellite television was targetted towards the young audience..the Next Gen. But all the glorious years of Doordarshan have been wondrous. It is hard for those who have seen these unmatched Quality programmes on DD to adjust to the clutter of satellite channels today. Certainly “Those Were The Best Days Of My Life”.

Yet to Add:

  1. babaji ka bioscope
  2. Prathiba ani Pratima
  3. Aamchi maati amchi manse
  4. Sahyadri chya paulkhuna
  5. Gajara
  6. Shwetambara
  7. Doorche diwe
  8. Bolachi kadhi
  9. Ye duniya gazab ki
  10. Thoda Sa Aasmaan
  11. Aapna Aapna Aasmaan
  12. Farmaan
  13. Mahanagar
  14. Aisa Bhi Hota Hai
  15. Ek Kahani
  16. Guinea Pig

India’s ethanol roadmap : The targets and challenges

E20 material compliant and E10 compliant vehicles may be rolled out across the country from April 2023.

The government of India has advanced the target for 20 per cent ethanol blending in petrol (also called E20) to 2025 from 2030. E20 will be rolled out from April 2023.

This measure is aimed at reducing the country’s oil import bill and carbon dioxide pollution. This new initiative is also part of measures to improve energy security and self-sufficiency measures.

The central government has also released an expert committee report on the Roadmap for Ethanol Blending in India by 2025. The roadmap proposes a gradual rollout of ethanol-blended fuel to achieve E10 fuel supply by April 2022 and phased rollout of E20 from April 2023 to April 2025.

Currently, 8.5 per cent of ethanol is blended with petrol in India. In order to introduce vehicles that are compatible the committee recommends roll out of E20 material-compliant and E10 engine-tuned vehicles from April 2023 and production of E20-tuned engine vehicles from April 2025.

Energy security

The Union government has emphasised that increased use of ethanol can help reduce the oil import bill. India’s net import cost stands at $551 billion in 2020-21. It is estimated that the E20 program can save the country $4 billion (Rs 30,000 crore) per annum.

Last year, oil companies procured ethanol worth about Rs 21,000 crore. Hence it is benefitting the sugarcane farmers. Further, the government plans to encourage use of water-sparing crops, such as maize, to produce ethanol, and production of ethanol from non-food feedstock.

Compatible vehicles

There is an estimated loss of six-seven per cent fuel efficiency for four wheelers and three-four per cent for two wheelers when using E20, the committee report noted. These vehicles are originally designed for E0 and calibrated for E10.

The Society of Indian Automobile Manufacturers informed the expert committee that with modifications in engines (hardware and tuning), the loss in efficiency due to blended fuel can be reduced.

The use of E20 will require new engine specifications and changes to the fuel lines, as well as some plastic and rubber parts due to the fuel’s corrosive nature, analysts cautioned.

The engines, moreover, will need to be recalibrated to achieve the required power-, efficiency- and emission-level balance due to the lower energy density of the fuel. This can be taken care of by producing compatible vehicles.

E20 material compliant and E10 compliant vehicles may be rolled out across the country from April 2023, the committee noted. These vehicles can tolerate 10 to 20 per cent of ethanol blended petrol and also deliver optimal performance with E10 fuel.

Vehicles with E20-tuned engines can be rolled out all across the country from April 2025. These vehicles would run on E20 only and will provide high performance.

The Union ministry of road transport and highways issued a gazette notification March 2021 mandating stickers on vehicles mentioning their E20, E85 or E100 compatibility. This will pave the way for flex fuel vehicles.

Such vehicles are already in use in the United States, Brazil and Canada. Flex fuel engines can run any ratio of blended petrol — from E20 to E100. One E100 pilot project in Pune has been inaugurated so far. TVS Apache two-wheelers are designed to run on E80 or pure ethanol (E100), according to reports.  

Impact on emissions

Use of ethanol-blended petrol decreases emissions such as carbon monoxide (CO), hydrocarbons (HC) and nitrogen oxides (NOx), the expert committee noted. Higher reductions in CO emissions were observed with E20 fuel — 50 per cent lower in two-wheelers and 30 per cent lower in four-wheelers.

HC emissions reduced by 20 per cent with ethanol blends compared to normal petrol. Nitrous oxide emissions, however, did not show a significant trend as it depended on the vehicle / engine type and engine operating conditions.

The unregulated carbonyl emissions, such as acetaldehyde emission were, however, higher with E10 and E20 compared to normal petrol. However, these emissions were relatively lower. Evaporative emission test results with E20 fuel were similar to E0.

Global evidences

An increase in the ethanol content in fuels reduced the emissions of some regulated pollutants such as CO, HC and CO2. However, no such change in emissions was observed for nitrogen oxides emissions.

Addition of ethanol, with a high blending octane number, however, allowed a reduction in aromatics in petrol. Such blends also burn cleaner as they have higher octane levels than pure petrol but have higher evaporative emissions from fuel tanks and dispensing equipment.

Therefore, petrol requires extra processing to reduce evaporative emissions before blending with ethanol. Further, studies also point out that higher emission rates of acetaldehyde and formaldehyde relative to petrol is offset by reduction in benzene and 1,3-butadiene emissions, which are commonly emitted species from petrol combustion resulting in overall reduction in toxicity.

It is crucial to study the emissions from flexible fuel vehicles not only for the regulated gases but also the unregulated ones.

In Europe, biofuels have been seen as a measure to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases from road transport because they were considered CO2-neutral fuels once lifecycle emissions are considered.

Considering just the end use also indicates that CO2 emissions from blended fuel are lower than that for petrol since ethanol contains less carbon than petrol and produces less CO2.

The blended fuel burns more efficiently with a more homogenous mixture, which leads to a decrease in CO2 emissions compared with pure petrol. The emission benefit varies depending on feedstock used in producing ethanol, according to the US Department of Energy’s alternative fuel data centre.

The carbon dioxide released by a vehicle when ethanol is burned is offset by the carbon dioxide captured when the feedstock crops are grown to produce ethanol. Comparatively, no emissions are offset when these petroleum products are burned.

But producing and burning ethanol results in CO2 emissions. Hence, net CO2 emission benefit depends on how ethanol is made and whether or not indirect impacts on land use are included in the calculations.

In summary, as we progress towards higher blending of ethanol, careful monitoring and assessment of emissions changes will be needed to make sure that emission reduction potential can be enhanced both for regulated and unregulated pollutants.

The Great Ethanol debate

A question that is constantly being asked right now, particularly with the introduction of E10, is whether Ethanol based fuel will harm my bike? As a previous industrial chemist and owner of several classic bikes and cars I decided to address this controversial subject and provide answers to many of the questions being asked.

Hopefully, this will lead to an explanation on the consequences of using Ethanol based fuel and address what changes need to be made and what don’t. Using Ethanol based fuel basically comes down to a case of damage limitation. Some of the questions being asked right now include:

Will Ethanol based fuel corrode my fuel tank?

Will Ethanol based fuel corrode my carburettor?

Will Ethanol based fuel attack my fuel pipes?

Will Ethanol based fuel attack rubber seals and gaskets?

Does 2 stroke oil mix properly with Ethanol based fuels?

Does Ethanol based fuel increase the risk of engine seizures?

Does Ethanol based fuel give the same performance as non-Ethanol based fuel?
How long can Ethanol based fuels be stored for?

Will a fuel stabiliser work to prevent moisture absorption and increase storage life?
Can Ethanol be removed from fuel?
Are there any non-Ethanol fuels still available?

The main problem with Ethanol is that it is hygroscopic which means that it has an affinity to absorb moisture from the air. It is this water that causes the ensuing damage since it will, over time, corrode many of the metal parts it comes into contact with. Needless to say, the actual conditions required for the fuel to absorb significant levels of moisture must be considered. The greater the headspace in the fuel tank, the greater the chance of moisture absorption due to increased surface area of exposed fuel. Remember that fuel tanks are essentially vented to atmosphere, as are gravity fed motorcycle carburettors.

Moreover, the higher the relative humidity, the greater the chance of moisture absorption. Excessive fluctuations in air temperature can also cause condensation to form which is quickly absorbed by the Ethanol.

The best way to reduce moisture absorption to an absolute minimum is therefore to keep the tank topped up to the brim wherever possible and avoid exposure to severe temperature fluctuations. Keeping the bike under cover helps significantly here.

Now onto the damage caused by absorbed moisture in the fuel. The main question is whether the absorbed moisture causes corrosion of metal parts? If the fuel is used before moisture build up becomes significant then corrosion damage is unlikely. However, if the fuel is left for any length of time then excessive moisture build up will start to cause corrosion damage particularly to steel and aluminium parts.

Fuel tanks, fuel taps and carburettors are the main problems here and it is not uncommon to witness significant corrosion of carburettor internals when left standing over time containing Ethanol based fuels.

Soldered components such as carburettor floats are also quite vulnerable. Ethanol based fuels should be used within a couple of months at the very most and drained from the tank and carburettors if left any longer than this.

In any event, modern fuels do not store very well since the octane rating deteriorates if left for any longer than this. Ethanol based fuels are also more unstable than non-Ethanol fuels.
Now onto rubber components. The term rubber is a bit of a misnomer. Seals, gaskets and pipes are made from a wide range of elastomers including Nitrile (Buna N), Neoprene, EPDM, Viton etc. etc. and this is where the problem lies.

Whilst some elastomers exhibit very good resistance to Ethanol, many do not. Generally, motorcycle fuel pipes are made from neoprene which is extremely resistant to Ethanol so no problem there.

However, many seals and gaskets are made from Nitrile (Buna N) which has very poor resistance to Ethanol. Ethanol can cause these seals and gaskets to swell over time whilst some elastomers can become quite brittle.

It’s best to swap out any problematic seals and gaskets in the fuel system (taps, carburettors etc.) for a more resistant material, though this is easier said than done since many manufacturers and OEM’s do not state what material has been used in the manufacture of these items. This is a difficult one and it’s often a case of suck it and see. If Ethanol based fuels appear to be causing problems with seals and gaskets it’s best to replace the affected items then avoid Ethanol based fuels altogether. Unless, of course you can identify and obtain Ethanol resistant seals and gaskets made from more resilient materials which exhibit very good resistance to Ethanol.

Most modern engine and fuel systems (post 2000) have already been manufactured incorporating seals and gaskets made from more resilient materials.
A popular misconception about Ethanol based fuels is that they can increase the risk of engine seizure.

There is no real credible evidence that Ethanol based fuels increase the risk of seizure despite the fact that a 10% Ethanol addition will have a slight (2.6%) leaning effect. Moreover, 2 stroke oils mix with Ethanol based fuels just as well as they do with non-Ethanol fuels. The idea that Ethanol based fuels can contribute to engine seizure is a myth that should be ignored.

However, it should be noted that the calorific value (energy content) of Ethanol is less than that of Petrol so we can expect a small difference in performance when using Ethanol based fuels though hardly significant with 10% Ethanol (E10). In some countries like Australia where 85% Ethanol (E85) fuels exist this has become more of an issue but UK fuels currently contain a maximum of 10% Ethanol so not really an issue.

Another common question is whether a fuel stabiliser will work to prevent moisture absorption and increase storage life? In a nutshell, No. Fuel stabilisers do not work to prevent moisture absorption and do very little to retain the octane rating of a fuel during long term storage. Stay away from them, you are wasting your money!

There are some people out there suggesting that Ethanol can be removed from fuel by mixing water with the fuel to soak up the Ethanol and subsequently draining off the remaining fuel layer. This does actually work but it’s all a bit of a faff and then there’s the issue of disposing of the remaining Ethanol/water mixture safely.

It’s better to try and source a non-Ethanol based fuel in the first place such as Esso Synergy Supreme+ Unleaded 97 or Synergy Supreme+ 99. These are still to be made available in the UK so I am told. Although the forecourt pumps have E5 labels on them, Esso Synergy Supreme+ 99 is actually Ethanol free (except in Devon, Cornwall, North Wales, North England and Scotland). Also, Super Unleaded will still be available for another 5 years which contains only (upto) 5% Ethanol. The less Ethanol the better.

I think we’re getting the picture now.
Another option, should an owner wish to keep a bike fuelled up during longer term storage is to consider filling up with an Alkylate fuel which is Ethanol free and is very stable during long term storage.

This is available and sold under the brand name Aspen in the UK and whilst it does work well it is very expensive.
Indeed, there are definite consequences when using Ethanol based fuel in older engines. In summary I would recommend using non-Ethanol based fuel where available or look out for Super Unleaded which contains only 5% Ethanol.

Where it is not available, I would recommend that anyone using Ethanol based fuel keep it in the tank only during the active season when the bike is frequently being started and run to ensure that the fuel does not stay for too long in the bike.

All the while, keep a watchful eye on any seals and gaskets within the fuel system and ensure that fuel pipes are made from neoprene. It’s easy enough to source neoprene fuel pipe and it’s not expensive.

When the time comes to lay the bike up, ensure that all Ethanol based fuels are drained from the tank and carburettors and flush them through with paraffin.

It is the lesser of two evils since fuel taps and carburettors are best stored filled with fuel to prevent seals from drying out but not with Ethanol based fuels. If possible, fill the tank with enough Alkylate (Aspen) fuel just to be able to flood the fuel tap and carburettor for Winter storage. Other than that, a light coating of 2 stroke oil mixed with a little paraffin can be used to coat the inside of the fuel tank to prevent corrosion.

I hope this information throws some light on the great Ethanol debate and is helpful to some of you.

Similarities and Differences between the Various Yamaha RX Series ( RXG and RXZ included) bikes launched in India

Below is a list of some basic differences & similarities between 4-speed & 5-speed RX135 (Includes RXG & RX-Z), which will help differentiate & learn more about these legendary series launched in 80’s and 90’s by Escorts Yamaha in India

1. Bore Kit (a.k.a Piston-Cylinder Kit / Barrel / Block) 4-Speed – ‘4TL00’ with OEM “ART” STD piston ‘4Y201’, Rating: 12BHP @ 6500RPM 5-Speed – ‘4TL10’ with OEM “ART” STD piston ‘4Y201’, Rating: 14BHP @ 7500RPM

Note1: To check the originality, the LH side of Cylinder (Gear shifter side) has ‘ 4TL00’ or ‘4TL10’ marking along with ‘132cm3’ (which is the Displacement) and the RH side (Crank Kicker Side) has the batch of manufacturing, for ex., E1, E2, E3 or E4 (All of them have exactly similar

Performance, people who swear by performance of E1 being the best, is all crap.) Also if nothing is mentioned or some other type code is mentioned, then the Cylinder is a fake, except for ‘4Y201’ which is the original block of RX-K.

Note2: The Cylinder packing has the following description on it:

  1. RX135 4-Speed / RXG / RX-Z 4-Speed: “Cylinder Kit RXG”
  2. RX135 5-Speed / RX-Z 5-Speed: “Cylinder Kit 5-Speed”

Note3: Displacement calculation :

  • For Std RX135 being a single cylinder engine, we have the following inputs,
  • Bore Dia = 58mm
  • Bore Radius = 58/2 = 29mm
  • Bore Radius Squared = 841mm2
  • Stroke Length = 50mm
  • Pi = 22/7 = 3.142857 (Corrected upto 6 decimals)
  • Number of Cylinders = 1
  • Displacement in mm3 = Stroke x Bore Radius Squared x Pi x No. of Cylinder

= 50 x 841 x 3.142857 x 1

= 132157.143

  • Displacement in cm3 = 132157.143/1000

= 132.157 (Corrected upto 3 decimals)

2. Piston Kit

The OEM Piston kit for Indian RX135 series are from “ART” Japan. For Indian models piston sizes from STD to 0.5mm are available (in steps of 0.25mm). On careful observation of the piston, one can identify if it is original or not. Simply turn the piston upside down & inside we can see “ART” & “4Y201” clearly written. This is the proof for original piston. The piston kit essentially comprises of

  • Piston (STD/0.25mm/0.5mm)
  • Piston Rings
  • Piston Pin
  • Clips

Note: The pistons are the same for RX135 4- Speed, RX135 5-Speed, RXG, RX-Z.

3. Carburettor Assembly

The OEM Carb assembly for RX135 is Mikuni / UCAL Mikuni. The Carb assembly are different for both 4-Speed & 5-Speed versions.

  • 4-Speed: ‘4TL 01’ with Main Jet = 165 & Pilot Jet = 17.5
  • 5-Speed: ‘4TL4 20’ with Main Jet = 135 & Pilot Jet = 15.0

These are VM type of Carburettors manufactured by Mikuni & both are 22mm. Additionally VM24 & VM26 are used for RX available in South-East Asian countries (Like Singapore, Indonesia & Malaysia) and in South American Countries (Like Peru, Argentina & Brazil). The details of these are given below:

  • VM24: ‘2YA 00’ with Main Jet = 145 & Pilot Jet = 20.0
  • VM26: ’55K 00D’ with Main Jet = 210 & Pilot Jet = 22.5

These carbs (VM24 & VM26) are direct fit to Indian RX135s with some minor jetting changes required based on the Power output of the engine.

Note: The type code is mentioned just above the 2- T oil Inlet in the carb, with that the originality can be confirmed.

4. Head Assembly

The heads are also different for 4-speed & 5- speed. The type code is mentioned below:

  • RX135 4-Speed: ‘4TL5’ written on inner side (Top) of Head (For OE fitting Catalytic Converter type)
  • RX135 4-Speed / RXG: ‘4TL00’ written on inner side (Top) of Head (For OE fitting Chrome Silencer)
  • RX135 5-Speed: ’09L’ written on inner side of Head

5. Clutch Bell Assembly with Primary drive: The clutch bell assembly are the same for 4-speed & 5-speed RX135 (Including the number of Clutch plates), but it is different for RX-G. Below are the differences mentioned:

  • RX135/RX-Z 4-Speed/5-Speed: Main Bell = 74 Teeth
  • Primary Drive = 19 Teeth
  • RX-G : Main Bell = 71 Teeth
  • Primary Drive = 22 Teeth

6. Chain Sprocket

  • The sprocket (Front & Rear) are all different for entire RX series. Detailed info given below:
  • 4-Speed: 16T / 34T
  • 5-Speed: 15T / 38T
  • RX-G : 15T / 37T

7. Gear Box: The Gearbox are obviously different for 4-speed & 5-speed. Details below:

  • 4-Speed: 1st = 35/11 = 3.182 / 2nd = 30/15 = 2.000 / 3rd = 26/19 = 1.368 / 4th = 23/23 = 1.000
  • 5-Speed: 1st = 35/11 = 3.182 / 2nd = 30/15 = 2.000 / 3rd = 26/19 = 1.368 / 4th= 24/22 = 1.091/ 5th = 22/24 = 0.917

8. Engine

The engine may be classified based on Top End (Included Cylinder + Piston & Head) and Bottom End (Includes Clutch Assembly, Crankshaft, Engine Bearings, Crank Kicker, Engine Cases, Clutch/GB Covers, Ignition coil, Gearbox Assembly etc. as major components). Most of these items are already covered in points 1 to 7 above.

Note1: The RX135 4-Speed & RX-Z 4-Speed share the same Engine, likewise RX135 5-Speed & RX-Z 5-Speed share the same Engine.

Note2: The Crankshaft Assembly is the same for RX135, RX-G, RX135 5-Speed & RX-Z.

Note3: We can identify looking at the Engine number if the Bike was a 4-Speed version or a 5- Speed version. Check the details below:

  1. RX135 (With Chrome Silencer as OE fitting): 1L5 XXXXXX
  2. RX135 (With Catalytic Silencer as OE fitting): 4TL XXXXXX
  3. RX135 5-Speed: 1L7 XXXXXX
  4. RX-Z 4-Speed: 1L3 XXXXXX
  5. RX100: 1L1 XXXXXX

P.S:

The RX135 5-Speed never came with OE fitted Chrome silencer, the OE fit was the Big Hot-Tube type catalytic converter exhaust.

YEIS (Yamaha Energy Induction System) : It’s the rubber tube u see running from the intake manifold to the box below the fuel tank. It’s only function was to feed the engine the right fuel/air mix when the throttle was rammed open to prevent the carb’s lag in adjusting the fuel/air mix at the sudden opening of the throttle.

  • Information compiled from various forums on XBHP and Team BHP

Location of Chassis and Engine Numbers of various Bikes/Cars launched in India

A compilation of Chassis and Engine numbers located on the yesteryear bikes and Cars launched in India. This is crucial for re-registration process with local RTO or in case of transfer/scrap or modification to the car/bike.

Firmware Upgrade for Hikvision Model DS-7A04HQHI-K1 for Wi-Fi Connectivity

If you are one of the buyers of Hikvision DVR (Digital Video Recorder) for your home/office surveillance system and want to have a Wi-Fi enabled access then read further on as i have successfully managed to enable it.

My current System Setup is as follows:

Model: DS-7A04HQHI-K1

Firmware: V3.5.37

Build: 181108

Hardware Version: 0xd4220

If you have the same configuration then use the below link to download the updated firmware:

https://www.mediafire.com/file/n7rd3vgcvp52ka4/digicap.dav/file

Firmware Post upgrade: V3.5.37, Build 181105

Please note that the DVR will only support Tenda U3 300 Mbps USB adapter for wireless connectivity . It can be purchased from here

You would have now successfully connected your DVR to your Wi-Fi Router/ Dongle/Hotspot and avoided the hassle of installing a LAN cable all the way from Router to the DVR.

An alternative option could be to have a old router and use it as a repeater , placing close to DVR setup and connect it via LAN cable. But again this will add on to unnecessary hardware.

If you still face any challenges please read additional details here

To have visibility on the move ie: your mobiles/ tabs, download Hikvision App for Android/iOS here: https://www.me-app.net/HikvisionAppStore

My Daughter is Two- Citius, Altius, Fortius

Yey! she has accumulated the will and has the grit to not only stand up but also to sprint around with the newly discovered muscles. Its phenomenal how a crawling baby stands on its own and leaps for your finger for support and then suddenly is in motion…making you stretch yourself on a misty morning or a thundering evening.

The chatterbox is full of enthusiasm grasping each and every detail around her sound, movement, expression, nature and of-course herself in the mirror!

Kudos to AAi, Pappa, Wifey and all the other helping hands! The constant sense of responsibility of all the dear ones is mounting…nevertheless these are happy times indeed!

Hoping we create a sporting, healthy and exploitative ambiance around her to grasp what is best and most importantly enjoy herself!

Metal to Rust Great Bikes of the 1970s: Yamaha RD 350

From the first ’73 RD350 to the last 1975 RD350B, Yamaha’s overachieving pocket rocket humiliated triples and fours packing over twice its 347ccs on racetracks and backroads all over the planet. Back when bell-bottoms were cool and Harley’s weren’t, most anybody’s big-bore multi roasted the RD in a straight line. Horsepower was cheap, and any fool could twist a throttle.

But motorcycle handling was still an oxymoron in Japan…except at Yamaha. When seventh-morning services convened at the shrine of the divine apex, street or track, all bowed to the RD. For the proletarian canyon commando, laying down $3000-plus for one of 50 1974 750SS Ducatis was like Led Zeppelin playing the next freshman/sophomore mixer: very bitchin’, and highly unlikely. Kawasaki’s very fast, very large Z-1 wore a $1995 price tag. But a 1974 RD350 sold for $908: Moet Chandon on a Schlitz budget. Racetrack handling for the masses.

The RD350’s street roots stretch back to February 1967, and the YR1–Yamaha’s first street-legal 350. But the 1970 R5 350 drew a straight line from brand Y’s TR production racers to the street.

Fast forward from the YR1 to the mercifully cleaner lines of the 1970 R5 350. Adding new seven-port, reed-valve cylinders and a few other refinements turned the ’72 R5C into the 1973 RD350. Now we’re on to something. Even in ’73, RD styling was still parked somewhere between tawdry and garish. But 0.010-inch thick spring steel reed valves between 28mm carburetors and the new, seven-port cylinders made all the difference. The 347cc RD twin used classical 64×54 bore and stroke numbers to spin out about 35 horses at 7500 rpm.

Agile, light, simple and reliable (see “Yamaha RD350/RD400: Charting the Changes” sidebar, p. 64), the RD would take you from work and back Monday through Friday with Clark Kent gentility, offering only the odd oil-fouled B8HS spark plug in protest. It was smooth and comfy enough for freeway travel, allowing gas station pit stops at 100-mile intervals; the thirsty little twin’s 3.2-gallon fuel tank called up reserve every 70 miles. Two quarts of oil flowed through the Autolube system every 500 miles or so. But turn up the volume and fuel mileage fit the bike’s Bad Boy image. Figure about 26 miles to the gallon if you were loose with the loud handle.

Back when gas and thrills were cheap, the RD’s minimalist approach was more suited to eating up twisty pavement than straight stretches. The engine and frame were what made corner-carvers nuts. Both were born on the racetrack, derived from the 750-slaying TR2 production racer’s heart and bones. The streetbike’s frame used thicker-wall steel tubing, but the geometry was track-spec. Aside from details like a dry clutch and a longer transmission input shaft, the ’73 RD350’s cases and crankshaft were effectively identical to the liquid-cooled ’73 TZ350 (which was basically a liquid-cooled version of the familiar TR350 Don Vesco used to win the 1972 Daytona 200 ahead of two other TR Yamahas).

From its birth until Yamaha’s FZR400 took over in 1988, the 350 Yamaha two-strokes were pretty much the dominant tool for 400-class production racing on the cheap. San Francisco Bay area RD aficionado Dale Alexander remembers the 350 as a potent, reliable tool once it was set up correctly. “I could race my RD all season for the price of a new FZR400,” he says. Before moving on to TZ Yamahas, Formula 1 Suzukis and such, Thousand Oaks, California’s Thad Wolff routinely clobbered all comers in the 1979 AFM 400 production title aboard a very rapid RD375 (extra displacement courtesy of TZ750 pistons in chromed bores, spinning a TZ250 crankshaft). “The only competition for a well-set-up RD was another RD,” Wolff remembers.

The RD looks tiny by current standards because it is. Even so, nice flat bars and a seat to match keep six-footers comfy for 100 miles or so between fuel stops. Twenty-year-old suspension bits feel…well, about 20 years old. The little 350 still corners on rails, even if it does wallow and grind its low-slung undercarriage at relatively mild lean angles. But keep rowing the cliche-smooth transmission’s six tightly bunched ratios to keep the hydrocarbons burning between 6000 and 8000 rpm and the RD flat out roosts–60 mph arrives in less than four seconds. Even through the tastefully muted stock mufflers, the weed-whacker-on-benzedrine exhaust note is pure heaven.

The RD was the official bike of working-class curvy road cognoscenti in the mid-’70s. As Yamaha product planner Ed Burke says, “The RD was a cult bike if there ever was one.” All it took to initiate membership was that velvet shriek rising into your Bell Star. Once you knew what it could do to a perfect road on a perfect morning, nothing else was even close. But all good things must come to an end. Neither the cleaner, more “civilized” 1980 RD400F or the liquid-cooled RZ350 (a story for another day) of 1984 could win the war against progressively faster, more sophisticated heathen four-strokes. Riders demanded bigger, faster bikes. The EPA wanted cleaner ones. The handwriting was on the wall. The RD350 begat the RD400 in 1976, and by the end of 1980 the 400 disappeared from Yamaha showrooms as well.

If the hair on the back of your neck stands at attention at the sound of a crisp RD, take heart. For a relatively small amount of money you can take a trip back to the good old days, when two strokes were better than four.

My Daughter is One

Grow my little one

I started Re-learning life again with the birth of the little angel. This pretty bundle of Joy is now One. Its exhilarating!!

As we reminisce the joy, it pushes oneself to be mindful of whats around us and the heart is yearning for more to what life wants to shares with you.

While the parents age, it brings on a mountain of responsibilities and the balancing act of life between the young and the old is picturesque.

These are cherish-able times for all….let them grow and prosper!!

Yamaha RD 350, The Six-Speed Twin Wonder

I had to pen this down someday…the story of my longing for this incredible machine and finally owning one similar to the Yamaha print-ads said “Someday you’ll own a Yamaha

Growing up in the 80’s in a city like Pune was like ultimate childhood bliss. The commute for the regular lot was the city bus or the personal bicycle. Being a mixed community, the ones who were a bit well off in life would own the Bajaj scooters or the trusty old Yezdi’s, the M50’s and the M80’s. Then there were the politically inclined or the ones that were in the defense/ police etc who flashed the thumping Bullet 350’s. There were also enthusiasts who enjoyed the CD100’s for its efficient mileage and the ones who loved the peppy two-stroke wonders viz: Ind-Suzuki, RX-100, Kawasaki Bajaj KB-100, Kinetic Honda etc…

Apart from all this mob, there were a few who really had the love and passion for a true sports machine, the one which was a different breed, something that showcased futuristic performance that one had ever experienced. The Yamaha RD 350 seemed too advanced in every aspect for those times.

A collaboration between Escorts Group, India and Yamaha of Japan launched the Rajdoot 350, which was the licensed version of the RD350B. 
Rajdoot 350 was made in two models – ‘High Torque (HT)’ and ‘Low Torque (LT)’.

    ‘High Torque (HT)’

The HT was made from 1983 to 1985. It made a respectable 30.5bhp@6750 rpm, detuned from 39 bhp (29 kW) by restricting the exhaust ports of the Yamaha RD350B. The carburetors had smaller jets. Most HTs had the left engine cover casting marked “Made in Japan”. The mufflers had flatter ends. HT exhausts made the raucous “RD growl” compared to the more toned-down LT beat.

    ‘Low Torque (LT)’

    LT was made from 1985 to 1989. It only made 27 bhp (20 kW) since the exhaust ports were restricted even further. Carburetors were jetted small in the interest of fuel economy. All LTs had the left engine cover marked “Made in India”. The mufflers had slightly tapered or conical ends. The build quality was poorer than that of the HT models. The only notable upgrades to the LT were Kokusan Denki electronic ignition in 1988 and slightly stiffer front forks in 1989.

It was launched in Faridabad in mid-1983 at a price of Rs 21,000 ex-showroom; a substantial amount for the time. Around 7000 were made at the end of 1990 by when production ceased.

Prelude: I think everyone has a story of owing their first RD, here is mine…It was 8th July  2016 and the monsoon made the ambiance gloomy, a perfect one though to think through life for enthusiasts like me. I had hope in me for owning an RD someday but in the meanwhile, I was craving for a good stock RX to subdue my hunger.

As a usual practice, I was scavenging through OLX and spotted a crisp description of a white colored RX 100, 1986 make. I decided to visit the seller to seal the deal so called up Mr.Lax who sounded intelligent and firm on my basics queries about the bike and asked me to visit their residence on Pashan Sus road. Now there were a heap of coincidences like the day I bought the bike was the exact same day the bike was purchased ie: 8th September 1983, exactly 33 Years later, the surname was also unique and I had a very close friend of the same surname who is a biking enthusiast and turned out to be their relative.

When I recollect all the all, it seems to be an astronomical alignment rather FATE. I spoke with Mr. Lax and their son, who came drenched in the rain to meet me. I instantly gelled up with this superb soul.  The bike was in an immaculate condition, right as it was described in the ad. It was a tasteful choice of a passionate biker who had applied creativity and built an attractive machine. A 5 speed RX 100, Made in Japan!

The detailing was to simply fall in love for. The pearl white on the tank and side panels was an apt contrast to the carbon black body, engine, exhaust and all of it. I told him that I will collect the bike tomorrow.

Love at First Sight: As our discussions progressed, Sid remembered that he had left the bike keys in the apartment and went to get them. In the meanwhile, I was looking at the deluge that day and thinking how lucky I was…as my curious eyes wandered in the parking lot, in the midst of bikes and bicycles, I saw the wind blowing and trying to lift off a dusty blue cover over the exhaust of a bike…I skipped a beat …the exhaust was eerily similar to that of an RX. 

I closed up and lifted the front of the dusty blue cover and low and behold I saw the massive front drum, this was the first sight of the RD350. I hurriedly uncovered the bike, the rear wheel was missing and it was stabled on two bricks.  I had gathered enough knowledge from Team-bhp and other forums on how to recognize a good RD so I simply checked the engine and chassis number. I was stunned to notice that it was an IAI series from the first 400 machines. 

I was awestruck and would have lost track of time had sid not come down with the keys. It was just phenomenal to know that this bike also belonged to his dad, Mr. Lax. This day was mine…it had to be…two of the wonder machines to ever launch in India were in front of me. I went up and asked Mr. Lax and fumbled when I asked him that I would want to buy the RD too. He paused and defensively said, have I put it up for sale?” I was taken aback and thought to myself that this might not be the time to discuss and RX should be the one I should first procure. I told him that I will come and collect the bike tomorrow.

It was a sleepless night and I called Mr.Lax early morning if I can come to get the bike. The time was decided to post lunch. got ready and called him around 1:00 pm that I would be leaving and reach in an hour. My heart sank when he replied that a Doctor from Pandharpur came in at around noon and paid cash and took the bike. I was cursing my fate but still decided to meet Mr. Lax as planned. I was simply furious on my way to meet Mr. Lax but soon realized that I had not given any token amount to confirm my purchase and this was my fault, the seller was not bound to sell the bike to me.

I spoke with Mr. Lax for an hour and understood more about him (a long inspiring story) I asked him if he has plans to let off the RD and he said that If I ever plan to sell my RD, I will inform you first…take my word for it”

I got a call in September 2016 , he had made up his mind and as promised, called me to discuss…My adrenaline was at its peak, I asked my dad to come along for this historic meeting in my life.

A Yamaha fanatic, Mr. Lax put a price and I agreed…no questions asked. He prompted me to give the RC once he finds it and i complied.

And thus my journey with this beloved machine started and will continue till eternity…

Tyre Puncture Scam!!

Donald & Puncture

You are well educated and civilized, and you commute via your own Bike/Car? then you are the right bait for these new age Puncture scamster’s. Now, i am referring to incidents happening in the city of Pune for the past 5-6 years . I have experienced similar situations and learnt from them. So be alert and vigilant whenever you face a situation wherein you think you have little control.

A Typical Situation: A weekend trip with family or a daily commute to your workplace and you encounter one of the following:

  • A flat Tyre, could be genuine bad day OR a result of a fishing technique wherein the puncturewallas squarely scatter inch long nails (typically cobbler nails) in the locality of their shop.
  • A good Samaritan points out to you that one of your Tyre is expelling air rapidly, and you promptly scan the area for a puncture shop, obviously a well staged act.
  • You are aware of low air pressure in one of the tyre and you visit a roadside shop to check the pressure.

In all the three situations, you are bound to fall victim to these organized criminals (Yes they are). Their age varies from young children to adults. They will act ignorant and be blunt in lying and executing the act. They are least bothered of your safety, if the tyre is new, what expenses will a fellow citizen incur etc. Its easy money for them, in short they have no morals left in them.

The Modus Operandi:

Engage/ distract the victim in bullshit talk like how good is your bike, how the weather is getting worse or a similar nonsense chat. They usually work in pairs while sometimes there is a seasoned felon who will do a solo act. Most often than not, it is one of the following techniques used while you are distracted

  • Using a pointed object to damage the tyre, could be a ring he is wearing or a small screwdriver designed to puncture holes and can be concealed in the palm.
  • When you visit the shop to casually check the tyre pressure, he will rotate the wheel to find the nozzle or ask you to move the vehicle back/forth and meanwhile plant a nail.
  • Pretend to check the insides of the tyre for any sharp objects causing the puncture, instead cutting the tyre with a screwdriver exposing the metal brazing then shamelessly asking you to use a patch to seal the self inflicted hole
  • If it is a tubed tyre, they will twist the nozzle on the tube such that it will break, similar act is also done with a tubeless tyre
  • Puncture on the side of the tyre where the rubber compound is much softer and easier to pierce
  • Spread ENO over tyre and then pour water over it to detect any holes, ENO then starts releasing CO2 making you believe there indeed is a hole
  • Inflate the tyre to 50-70psi, so micron size holes, previous punctures if any are ruptured and became visible

Your Approach to this situation:

Good Samaritan: This is a joke, there are none left in this age. Do not believe them when they point out a puncture, drive on to a known shop/fuel station.

Play Smart: Even before he touches your bike/car, make it clear that you are aware of the puncture scams and have reported such incidents to the police (tried & tested method)

Hawk-eye: Don’t get distracted in your phone or otherwise, play close attention to the scamster’s movements and body language. Do not offer a helping hand by incling the vehicle (bike) etc.

No Mercy-Age no bar: Be prepared to get physical, I have slapped a few teenagers hard enough for them to accept their shameful crime and left without paying

Be self taught: Learn to carry out punctures on tubeless tyres, get your hands dirty.

Must have devices : Carry a repair kit, pressure gauge and 12V tyre inflator, this will definitely reduce your dependence on such scamsters

Negotiation: If genuine, reduce the price on every subsequent puncture

Again, not all puncture shops are fraudsters, but the ones on the highway are hard skinned and well aware that the cheated customer will rarely visit again so they take undue advantage of the situation one is in. This is fueled by hiring cheap labor from other states who have no conscience but to cheat. Don’t be a victim anymore, teach them a lesson yourself and alert the nearest police station for any such scams.

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